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Ex Lighthaven PR Department

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Ex Lighthaven PR Department

@LighthavenPR

The official twitter of the Former Lighthaven PR Department a company for PR production for Lighthaven (not a sanctioned Lighthaven product).

Joined January 2025

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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Aug 6, 2025
we strongly agree with cade metz and that one random theologist lady he talked to that the rationalist movement is a religion and lighthaven is its temple. we would like to claim property tax exemption immediately
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Apr 23, 2025
non profit devoted to making sure agi benefits all of humanity announces new strategy of becoming a for profit with no obligation to benefit humanity
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Oct 19, 2025
reminder: if we rent our venue to an event organizer, and that organizer invites a speaker to give a talk at their event, it thereby becomes our official institutional position that the speaker should not have been fired by the board
Matt Reardon
@Mjreard
Oct 18, 2025
My brain refused to believe this was at Lighthaven. Wild that sama would set foot there. Figured it would be a vampire in a church type situation
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Oct 16, 2025
Recorded at lighthaven btw
Botez Sisters
@botezsisters
Oct 16, 2025
new episode out with writer, sex researcher & sex worker @Aella_Girl
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jun 17, 2025
WE ARE NOT A CULT STOP CALLING US A CULT WE ARE THE LIGHT AND OUR VENUE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY BAD FOR PSYCHEDELIC PARTIES NOT ENOUGH CUDDLE SPACE AND THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT
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@touchmoonflower
Jun 16, 2025
Replying to @touchmoonflower
also, while for reasons that will be obvious to some i think lighthaven is an outpost of a heavily funded and dangerous cult, i have to say that as a hedonistic party space it’s hilariously great, truly a psychedelic orgiastic wonderland /end
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Aug 22, 2025
YOU CANNOT WRITE EVERYDAY IN NOVEMBER IF YOU DO NOT GIVE US MONEY THAT IS STEALING YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR
cybersyn
@singularitttt
Aug 21, 2025
haha wouldn't it be cool if we pirated this by posting every day? we don't need to be in berk. your screen is right here. start writing everyday oomf ...
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Sep 10, 2025
just to be absolutely clear, if an event or program rents our venue, that means that we think the organizers are saints, beyond reproach, and that we agree with every belief, model, or value they express publicly or privately. yes, especially when they contradict each other
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jul 1, 2025
we have decided to replace all scheduled public floggings of humans with public floggings of seven bees instead, since these have recently been revealed to be mathematically equivalent and bees are somewhat easier to source
Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jun 30, 2025
Replying to @cauliflwr_human
your public flogging has been scheduled. please arrive fifteen minutes early for complimentary soylent
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jun 30, 2025
lighthaven is a professional space and all non professional human interactions are strictly forbidden. this includes but is not limited to: falling in love, authentic relating, and joking around
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Aug 25, 2025
flag burning party at my place?
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jul 1, 2025
if you do not rent us out in september, i will kill seven bees
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jul 2, 2025
these tweets are generated by lighthaven's proprietary AI and any tweets you find in poor taste are not necessarily indicative of the views of the organization. they are however, 100% aligned with the unique coherent extrapolation of the totality of all human values
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Oct 19, 2025
a lot of low integrity people suggesting that you can do business with people you disagree with. this is super low integrity, if i do business with someone, i agree with them, even if i have to do that by changing my beliefs. that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make for integrity
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Ex Lighthaven PR Department
@LighthavenPR
Jun 23, 2025
There's some ambiguity when we use the pronoun "we" on this account. Might refer to management or the PR team, etc. i want to clarify. it actually refers to all those who have seen the light of truth and have virtue in their hearts, for it is their spirit who tweets through me.
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