laს გr🤗wn იeet (@LabGrownNeet) / X

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laს გr🤗wn იeet

@LabGrownNeet

male epistemic status: twitter Seattle Nationalist 🌥🫡

Joined October 2022

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@LabGrownNeet
Jun 19, 2023
Me: So you see, "LabGrownNeet" is counter-signaling. Im demonstrating confidence that ppl sense Im actually a career-chad Robin Hanson: You're not using "counter-signaling" correctly. Me: Ah yes - Ive been meaning to correct you on this. Words actually mean what they sound like
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@LabGrownNeet
Jul 20, 2025
Replying to @xwanyex @wanyeburkett and @ouranometrian2
My parents forced me to switch to the toilet after I told them "next time you should get Pampers. Theyre less tight on my thighs"
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@LabGrownNeet
May 10, 2024
Replying to @skooookum
it's the murder eyes 😍
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@LabGrownNeet
Jan 3, 2025
Replying to @InternetH0F
I thought asking the Japanese dude about his favorite type of fish was wild, but then he revealed the fish hat...
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@LabGrownNeet
May 18, 2025
The optimal life is simple for girls. One pregnancy a year, starting at puberty. Living with parents means offloading care duties. Assuming twins/triplets, that's a dozen kids by the time for college. Graduate in 3 years while leetcoding. Get a job at big tech. Then transition to
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@LabGrownNeet
Jun 18, 2024
Gf has savant-adjacent memory I drove us under a bridge and she said "oh, so it is toll free." I was confused so she explained that she'd wondered aloud about this bridge to me 3 months ago when sitting on my roof Later that day, she remarked "wow, again?!" after seeing a woman
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@LabGrownNeet
Aug 26, 2024
It's a cute story, but it's fucked that they'd snark on their own sister
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@LabGrownNeet
Jun 9, 2024
my sister: look at my daughter's eyes!! look how cute. look at the...uh...slant... me: the positive canthal tilt sister: (looks it up) how is there a word for that? how do YOU know that word?? ive said too much. the jig is up
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@LabGrownNeet
Nov 23, 2023
Replying to @plume__
she's right. 20 minutes to the gym is too far. you don't want working out to be a pain.
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@LabGrownNeet
May 13, 2025
Replying to @ZyMazza
Girls like social proof, so you should send a pic of one of her friends
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@LabGrownNeet
Aug 8, 2024
gf: white ppl cant squat. ill give u some private coaching 😏 uber driver (enters the convention): it's genetic. asians have short femurs me: yes.. *traces her femur* so small, so dainty gf: lets compare femurs uber: yep, mine are really long. its why my squat is so terrible
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@LabGrownNeet
Jul 21, 2023
Replying to @RookieM2_ and @PopBase
last week ms rey had a concert in paris and the streets were flooded by women dressed like Euphoria
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@LabGrownNeet
Jan 17, 2023
the funniest thing ive seen on this website
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@LabGrownNeet
Dec 30, 2024
Replying to @PopCulture2000s
Yall are having strong reactions to an exchange that's milquetoast af
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