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Komander Xander

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Komander Xander

@KomanderXander

Hypnotist | Gentlemanly Scoundrel | Bringing up my fellow Gents

Joined April 2017

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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jan 2, 2020
Gents, ready to take your bedroom life to the next level? Take my advice and get the following items: Color changing led light bulbs Use the remote to change the color to red Romantic and ethereal but you can still see everything amzn.to/2QJ0A5P
Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jul 4, 2025
Women are expensive and unappreciative when you date them and spend money on them Then they wonder why so many guys just hit it and quit it Answer: Better ROI
emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
Jul 4, 2025
help how do i respond to this?? i didn’t know i was dating a medium-ugly guy on a budget
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Nov 1, 2023
Replying to @Libantaju
Didn't the Palestinians let the Jews in like this at the beginning of the last century? How did that work out for them?
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jul 7, 2024
“He terrified me” “He got me pregnant” Don’t listen to women when they say they want a nice guy
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Dec 2, 2023
Most women have zero empathy for the male experience The see men as tools to get the things they want in life
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jul 7, 2024
Replying to @da_underlord
“He terrified me” “He got me pregnant”
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Oct 25, 2025
Women are the ones who take advantage of older men Wild that society has this 100% absolutely ass backwards
Eris
@InnocentlyEris
Oct 25, 2025
When I was 22 I dated a 47 yo It was great - I got a place to stay, food, clothes, nice dates In my head this relationship was only supposed to last till graduation I graduated & broke up with him & he got v sad bec he'd fallen in love with me Oops x.com/Pandora_Delane…
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
May 5, 2024
Married men: If your wife isn't having sex with you as much as you like, just hire a secretary at work who looks like this and make sure your wife meets her
🇺🇸King David🇺🇸 IN
@dac62864
May 4, 2024
Appropriate work attire?
00:00
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Aug 18, 2023
When a woman finds a guy she thinks is relationship material, she will withhold sex and make him wait She doesn't want him to think she's easy And she uses sex as a way to lock him down But she gives it up immediately to the bad boys who aren't relationship material
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Apr 5, 2025
Replying to @ItIsHoeMath
Funny how she doubles down. She literally can't imagine the first feeling she has about an idea being wrong despite most people pointing out the problems with it Women "I FEEL this is true so it must be despite all the evidence contrary"
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
May 2, 2024
Replying to @guideforlovers
“I’m more modern”
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Oct 16, 2021
I just got back from a nice lunch date with a girl in Kiev who tried to scam me No regrets. Kinda fun. Not looking for a repeat though I met Dasha on tinder… (Cont)
Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jul 5, 2025
Replying to @mercurialmind__
Yes, it's weird. Because a rational response would be, "Wow, thank you so much for spending so much on me. Sometimes I don't even realize it but I really appreciate it!" But it's an American woman so of course she will be ungrateful and pissy Does he not know she's American?!?
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Komander Xander
@KomanderXander
Jul 6, 2021
Girl: I want a marriage like my grandparents’. They’ve been together 60 years and still in love! 😍 Can you cook like grandma? Girl: No… How many dicks did grandma take before grandad’s Girl: 😡😡