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emily is in sf

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emily is in sf

@emilyinvc

investor, jewess, natural blonde

San Francisco, CA

Joined December 2023

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emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
Apr 3, 2025
if you’re depressed, or even if you’re not, you need to be adventure-maxxing go fall in love. build her a boat. buy raw leather and make her a purse. dedicate your time not to consumption, but the mastery of a skill in honor of a loved one. build a kit car for your
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@emilyinvc
Nov 1, 2024
when i was a young woman, i thought men engaged in affairs because they were horny and enjoyed the sex really it’s because their lives are crushingly boring and it’s an intellectual exercise that really changed my opinion on bill clinton
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@emilyinvc
Mar 7, 2025
to me, the greatest sadness of all is the banality of most people's lives i'll spend time with my non-elite friends, and it's clear that their lives are devoid of heroism and lore they lock in/clock in, but they fight no great battles, they dash no great foes they drop by a
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@emilyinvc
Sep 11, 2025
Charlie Kirk’s positions were actually fairly moderate. And yet they killed him for them and celebrated the murder. If you or your loved ones held those beliefs, they would do the same to you without remorse.
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@emilyinvc
Apr 8, 2025
women thinking their therapist really cares about them is like men thinking the stripper really cares about them
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@emilyinvc
Jul 3, 2025
SOHAM If you’re reading this, you have ONE CHANCE to fix it all Reach out to @tbpn RIGHT NOW to interview, and then list every company you currently work for, and then run a March Madness bracket talking through which company is better than which other company, until you have
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@Suhail
Jul 3, 2025
Soham has reached out. His primary question: “Asking this as genuine advice since I do really love what I do, have I completely sabotaged my career? What can I do to improve my situation? I am also happy to come clean” Vox Populi, Vox Dei
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@emilyinvc
May 8, 2025
o3 is officially better than both my $1,500/hour outside counsel AND my $300,000/year vp of finance
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@emilyinvc
Mar 22, 2025
i once dropped $8k on a weekend trip first date, where he (starving artist) told me (over wine and brie in a marble bathtub at our $2k/night hotel room on the final night) that he was in love with his ex who he was traveling to see in a few days
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@Edelweissrturns
Mar 21, 2025
yearning for a date that costs 2k and at the end she kisses you on the cheek
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@emilyinvc
Apr 3, 2025
trump wants us to get out of our fake email job and actually make shit
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@emilyinvc
Oct 2, 2024
JD might actually be high high IQ 140+
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@emilyinvc
Aug 14, 2025
i'm already 26 and no man has ever snorted cocaine off my hot, white body should i be worried?
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@emilyinvc
Jul 1, 2024
i was called racist in business school for stating that this study was clearly propaganda
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@pitdesi
Jun 30, 2024
A 2015 McKinsey study was used by investors, lobbyists and regulators to push for more diversity on boards, and to justify investing in companies that appointed them. There are obvious benefits to diverse leadership, but the McKinsey study was fundamentally flawed- a number of
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@emilyinvc
Jul 20, 2024
calling it now: harvey (the legal AI co) will end up being roadkill on the side of the highway. complete smoke and mirrors company.
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@emilyinvc
Jun 13, 2025
Replying to @buccocapital
emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
Jun 11, 2025
Israeli strike on Iran soon? The Pentagon pizza index tells all
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