This is accurate. My husband hasn't actively paid a bill in 16 years (as in, gone through the steps to pay it, he obviously contributes financially), and I haven't changed an air filter or handled dead rodents in the yard. Know your strengths.
Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used equitably in a marriage. For example, I am really bad at washing dishes and my husband "just can't seem to figure out how to start that darn lawnmower."
I'm not a Swiftie but I've generally cut her some slack over the years and enjoy a handful of her songs, but based on everything I've seen today this album sounds like hot garbage
I made up a fake midday appointment so I wouldn't have to go to the office today and I keep thinking I need to leave the house soon, for my fake appointment
We had to say goodbye to the bestest boy ever this morning. We thought we had a little more time but things deteriorated extremely quickly in the last 24 hours. Thank you to all of you who have loved him from afar all these years. It means more than you know. ❤️
This is what makes the TayTay thing so appealing and relatable to her fans. Who amongst us doesn't have the drunk shirtless in-law? If not literally, then definitely in spirit.
I finally met @ClueHeywood for Delicious Friday Beers, except they weren't beers, it wasn't a dive bar, and he didn't even kick my ass. You'll just have to take my word for it.
Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster ride.
We need to bring back the concept of bartending school because there are too many goddamn children out here slinging drinks these days who don't know what the fuck they're doing