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I don’t know which one of you had the audacity to make this, but next time AT LEAST INCLUDE MY LASHES, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
kaitlin olson
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kaitlin olson
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two guys' mom.
- Thank you. Just practicing my Emmy acceptance speech fifteen years in advance.
- It was me who had the affair. But it was not with someone from Wales. It was with a whale. I’ve always loved whales. They’re the bosses of the ocean and I’m attracted to power. We ask for privacy as we navigate this difficult time. 🐳💦
- I’m available for consultationUh oh! Does anyone know how to make me big Big Bird again?
- Flat takeaway, no extension on the follow through, left knee bend reduced power and the hips didnt finish like we discussed. But other than that it’s beautiful 💥
00:00 - My six year old: Mommy, can I say a swear? Me: Sure, why don’t you whisper it to me. Him, whispering: Actually it’s a question. When someone says ‘goddamn asshole’, is it h-o-l-e, or w-h-o-l-e?
- Goddamnit, Elizabeth might be funnier than me.
- Me too Glenn. Me too.
- I have been canceled by Fox.
