𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐧𝐓𝐲𝐦𝐞
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𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐧𝐓𝐲𝐦𝐞
@JustynTyme_
Straight from the 80s. Foul-mouthed good-natured smartass. 😄😄😄🤣
Mysterious Midwest
Joined May 2009
- [🔉Sound up, carefully. LOUD!]: We're getting the first footage of careless firework accidents from yesterday, and this one is a whopper:
00:00 - Replying to @Super70sSports"Look, officer...I ain't payin no fifty cents for no Coke."
- Bill Murray warned us about this. Mass hysteria sure to follow:
00:00 - The coolest 'Sup bro' shoulder bump you're gonna see tonight:
00:00 - The perfect Christmas classic rock light display doesn't exi--
- DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "And here we see the native flatbed giving birth to a baby ambulance, while the flatbed is in transit. Unsure of its surroundings, the baby ambulance quickly takes its place in the slow lane, not wanting to anger the mature vehicles."
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- This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure.
- [🔉Sound up]: Absolute instant karma. I'm guessing Barney Badass here will think twice about rolling the window down and lipping off at the wildlife:
00:00 - [🔉Sound up]: Fugitive dog stealing dad's GoPro hat and running for it while Sabotage plays:
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