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Thomas Cross
@JollyReprobate
Husband to a murdered wife. Father to a murdered son. Yadda yadda yadda...
Austin, Texas
Joined September 2011
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    Dear White People AND Dear Black People, Stop fighting over skin color. It's the Rich People who are the real enemy.
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    Replying to @fox32news and @Jamdug
    They didn't have any ice water?
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    Replying to @Mens_Corner_ and @Joe_Yeet
    That's a lot of trouble and expense to go to just to terrify and torture a chicken
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    Replying to @Lupita_Nyongo and @ladybirrrd
    Well, if you’re not using that Michael B Jordan right now, could I maybe...
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    Replying to @JoeBiden and @OfficialJLD
    VP Pence makes no comment because "Mother" doesn't like him tweeting at other women.
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    Replying to @gothspiderbitch @sarahmcgbeauty and @brwbrn
    And none of the laughing schmucks with the camera bothered to help? What does that “encapsulate”?
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    Replying to @bradleex and @holyfag
    He must be using 1 as the best and 10 as the worst.
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    Replying to @jasonmp85 @sarahmcgbeauty and @brwbrn
    (looks again for the Dislike button)
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    Replying to @wilw
    Lemme guess: The two of you discussed #Stargate.
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    Replying to @OH_STANLEY_
    Please send me a DM if you dream about lottery tickets.
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    When I was 20, my knowledge of sex was like Einstein's knowledge of physics. Impressive, but largely theoretical.
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