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Sarah McGonagall
@gothspiderbitch
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Really Good Lighting™. The kids call me Goth Spider Bitch. Enemy of Joanne. she/her. Business ✉️: [email protected]
Pete Davidsons native New York
Joined November 2016
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    Hello my name is Sarah and I’m a photographer whose only subject is herself. I do my own modeling, makeup, and hair, and make my own sets, props, and costumes by hand. Here are some of my favorite things my mind has made so far 💖
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    so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own
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    I can't use a Kinder egg, they're illegal in the US. Do you think a semi-automatic rifle will work instead? I can get those at Walmart.
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    A drag queen dressed as Elsa just single-handedly freed a stuck police wagon from a blizzard in the middle of March. If that sentence doesn't perfectly encapsulate the spirit of Boston, I don't know what does. Video credit: Christopher Haynes
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    I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can't stop thinking about it.
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    remember when robert pattinson scared off his own stalker just by being himself
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    Fun fact: after I was awake for so long that I had a psychological break from reality, my doctor told me it would take about two years of consistent, healthy sleep to heal the damage it had done to my brain. But I broke my sleep pattern so badly that I still can’t sleep normally.
    The streamer trying to stay up for 264 hours hit their goal
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    The world record as recorded by the Guinness Book of World Records is 453 hours and 40 minutes. It is no longer a category that accepts new world record attempts due to significant health concerns that lack of sleep over such a prolonged period can cause. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gar…
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    Did you know? In 1991 officer John Balcerzak was fired after handing 14 year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone back to the man he had just escaped from despite two bystanders begging the officer not to. Later that night, Konerak was tortured and killed by that same man - Jeffrey Dahmer.
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    remember when jenna marbles released a 47 minute long, incredibly sincere apology video for unknowingly buying the wrong type of tank for her fish and then rehomed them because she felt she wasn’t knowledgeable enough to take good care of them? just came to mind for some reason…
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    kim kardashian is now saying that marilyn’s dress was “too big” on her
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    My favorite part of this year's #MetGala was realizing that Amber Heard is a DIY queen.
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    I told my mom that her apple pie tasted a little weird this year, and she goes “Really? I always use the same recipe. The nutmeg was a bit clumpy, maybe it didn’t blend well…” She takes out the jar to show me, and after a very long pause, I say “Mom…this expired 24 years ago.”
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    What’s truly beautiful about this is that it not the original dress, which is being carefully and properly preserved, but is instead a stunning replica that conveys all the glamour and artistry of the original without destroying an iconic piece of fashion history in the process.
    THIS IS AN INSANE PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Natalie Portman wearing the iconic Christian Dior “Junon” gown from Fall/Winter 1949 at the Cannes film festival