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Johnny Vegas
@JohnnyVegasReal
Comedy's a campfire, come and be warmed
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Jun 20, 2024
    A joy catching up with #IDEAL creator, writer, actor & all round scrummy genius Graham Duff. TV might deny our past 7 series existence, but we are still plotting on getting the band back together. Nicely-nicely indeed. I am Moz, hear me/us roar, then cough, then hit the bong 🙏🏼❤️
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 14, 2019
    i think we have to remember that this young man didn’t choose this life, he was born into it, like it or not. This young man lost his Mother at a young age and has done his best to remain dignified in the face of awful examples of press intrusion. He never tapped phones, you did
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    Piers Morgan
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    Oct 21, 2019
    Imagine being two staggeringly privileged royal multi-millionaires going to Africa to make a documentary that supposedly 'shines a light' on poverty, violence against women/girls & racial inequality - then in fact making it all about their own terrible struggle? I mean, FFS.
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 19, 2019
    With a kind of deep regret that I’m still incapable of processing, I have to confirm that Ma Vegas, Patricia, passed away last Sunday, peacefully in her sleep. To say she was a bit of a character would be too huge an underestimation. As a Mum I dare to argue I had the best x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 2, 2019
    3 hour wait on an ambulance but A&E had to close its doors, full to capacity. Why be angry at the incredible folk working under unbelievable stress? I remain grateful, my bitterness belongs to @BorisJohnson @Conservatives at your neglect of our @NHSuk & blatant drive to privatise
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Mar 6, 2015
    I am @Real_Liam_Payne for @rednoseday #NoDirection Hell yeah!
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Aug 16, 2021
    Don't like to lecture, I prefer to keep it light. Yet my honest opinion? Our healthcare is being privitasied, our education is forcing young students into debt. Our brightest lights opting out for fear of debt. We are modelling our economy on the USA. We're better than that x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 2, 2019
    Because we’re 1 of the World’s wealthiest Nations. We can afford to live by the belief that you base the strength of a society on how it cares for its weakest members. Most nations can’t afford it, others succumb to the ideal of profit above humanity. We can, therefore we should
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Aug 26, 2021
    Apologies for my delay in paying tribute to Sean Lock. It's truly rocked me to my core. An all time favourite comedian but also the kindest of comics when I started out. Attending early shows, laughing loudly when others daren't, he remained a beautiful mentor & guiding light x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Jan 15, 2023
    So the tide came in and said "Hey soft lad, give us all those worries over everything and nothing and I'll take 'em back out with me" As ever, thank you Crosby ❤ Its been a busy day for a big daft busy head but all grand now x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 1, 2021
    The @NHS is not a charity, its our national lifeline, our greatest show of strength. We care for all, not the few. There is no price tag you can hang on the most important reason to call ourselves a society. It's not for the who has, we care for whomever needs it most x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 19, 2019
    Thank you, all of you. It dun’t feel right not to respond to all of your messages individually but we are feeling the love as a family. Pat would’ve been made up with thefuss. She was the love of my life but I ‘did her head in’ at times, whereas a response like yours is humbling
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Aug 28, 2021
    Before I try & turn in & shut down the busy brain that has taunted me all my life, I can't help but ponder why confrontation is winning over debate? No common ground, just all or nothing. My Dad raised me to listen, not just raise my voice. Apologies for this lecture like tweet x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Dec 25, 2022
    Dear Crosby Beach. I found you earlier a little low & a whole heap of lost. Thanks for suggesting that despite my notion of needs, being there today might just be part of a bigger plan I couldn't get my simple head around alone. Merry Christmas one & all, including Bert here x
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    Johnny Vegas
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    Nov 2, 2019
    For those kind enough to ask, we got Mum settled in her own bed & she is already doing much better than she was earlier today @NHSuk response team once again proved to be a reassuring lifeline. She told me off 9 times in just one hour so she must be on the mend. Thank you all X