Johnny Black (@JohnnyBlack

Johnny Black

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Johnny Black

@JohnnyBlack_HS

DTIYWB. Don't talk if you won't bet. Gambling isn't icky: it adds stakes and accountability to words. Put your money where your certainty is.

New Jersey, USA

Joined May 2017

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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Apr 8, 2024
Imagine 380 people in a casino. Each one bets 2x their entire net worth on one roulette number. It his a 17, and 10 people make a 70x return. Now, an influencer interviews every rich person in the casino, asking them "How did you make your money?" "Bet on 17." They all give
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Jun 4, 2023
Replying to @PicturesFoIder
It’s actually a great technique, terribly phrased and terribly taught. This is how I’ve always added in my head. 48+27: okay let’s move 2 over and make it 50+25=75.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Sep 12, 2024
Replying to @molochofficial
Could be volleyball.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Aug 2, 2025
Replying to @TheEbonyMaw
Wives protecting their unknowingly colorblind husbands from fashion taboos since 1913.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Aug 12, 2024
Replying to @StephenStorey
Did you really just use 24x7? Yes, I too wish I were an immortal vampire…
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Aug 26, 2025
Replying to @9mmsmg
Sadly, I think the mom knows exactly what she's doing.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Oct 20, 2023
Replying to @EndWokeness
Turns out being an under-muscled 5'2'' man with no dick is a pretty tough life compared to being a hot chick... color me surprised.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Sep 21, 2024
Replying to @FootbaIIism
So refreshing when a husband and wife actually love each other.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Aug 22, 2025
Replying to @KequeMage
Seems a bit fake. Shitting on 37F and Indian is def something an incel would do.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Jun 24, 2025
Replying to @RealBlackIrish
These “responsible owners” are literally regular owners who do the same things everyone else does. Their dog just behaves itself (until it doesn’t), and they ascribe it to some random trait about their ownership, when really it’s just the dog.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Jul 21, 2025
Replying to @TheNCSmaster
Go to the scene of Levi bearing the shit out of Erin and look at the comments lol
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
May 24, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
I love how the reply confirms the review as accurate.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Jul 21, 2025
Replying to @FinancialPhys
Yeah but the economy is fake. Businesses can’t afford that anymore. The minimum wage itself is really irrelevant. What’s relevant is that every businesses wealth creation is being stolen by infinite taxes and low-trust externalities to the point where they can’t pay that.
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Johnny Black
@JohnnyBlack_HS
Jun 28, 2023
Replying to @dumas1000 and @OrwellNGoode
I guarantee that cashier can do this. If this is sarcastic, I'm sorry.
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