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Jimmy Pond
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Jimmy Pond
@JoeBullow
On-Chain crypto speculator | Fluffy Hedgehog #34
Joined November 2021
- Replying to @JoshLekachNo he got rejected because his credentials are below average for the caliber of school he’s applying to Playing an instrument and getting 480 hours of community service signed off on doesn’t make you exceptional (especially with test scores like that)
- Replying to @facetedcarapacePierce when incels on the internet tell him not to marry the love of his life
- Replying to @ND4Lyfe and @JoshLekachThe AVERAGE score at Cornell is 1480 Cornell is one of the top 10 colleges in the US (out of thousands), sorry bud they aren’t accepting the seventh percentile
- Replying to @SwampCommunistJust pissed on the side of my neighbors house cause I don’t need The State
- Replying to @dieworkwearNo matter how rich I am I will never need 100 chairs at the same time
- Replying to @vidsthatgohardNever ever messing with one of these weird little dudes
GIF - Replying to @engineers_feedEvery 4-6 years oak trees produce ~10x as many acorns as usual as a defense mechanism against squirrels eating all their acorns Every oak tree in an area does it the same year and we don’t know how they signal it’s a “masting” year to each other
- His credentials are participation trophies - played clarinet (no honors or distinctions mentioned) - volunteered (no initiative or leadership mentioned) - was on the news (???) I don’t know anyone that got into a top university without demonstrated excellence vs their peers
- Replying to @gayest_tone“They wrongly think the symbols represent a super effective war machine. We have NO IDEA why they think so highly of these people specifically”
- Replying to @MatthewEGunter and @MattGertzTwitter had $4b in advertiser revenue in 2022, in order for subscriptions to “outstrip” that you’d need more subscribers than Hulu (which actually produces original content as a service)
