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Matthew Gertz
@MattGertz
Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the former GOP congressman, didn't pay for the blue check.
Washington, DC
Joined July 2009
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    You can find me on Bluesky and Substack -- same handle, same media analysis, still not a congressman.
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    I refuse to believe there are people who talk and write about politics professionally who are actually unaware of why Zelensky wasn't wearing a suit.
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    I learned about Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY) and Turner Syndrome (XO) in biology class my freshman year of high school.
    You either have XX or XY chromosomes. Those are the options. Hold the line.
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    Can't even smack your wife around without the cops getting involved anymore because of woke.
    Trump: "Things that take place in the home they call crime....If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this is a crime."
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    Another normal day on a normal website.
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    If I understand this correctly, the president awarded the medal of freedom to a talk radio host with a revoltingly long record of bigotry during the State of the Union — and the civility police are coming for Nancy Pelosi for tearing up paper? Is that right?
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    If you're Germany, Poland, Taiwan, South Korea, or Japan right now, you should probably assume the U.S. is an unreliable ally and try to get your own nuclear deterrent.
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    personal update my friend is not ratting me out to the feds my venmo is pristine i have not traveled to the bahamas this century the walls are not closing in
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    Gaetz: Embattled amid a series of scandals. Gertz: Enjoying a day off, eating fried chicken, watching a giant ape punch a giant lizard and vice versa.
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    ahahahahahahahahsahsahahahahahashhaahahha