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Jo Caulfield
@Jo_Caulfield
STAND-UP COMEDIAN & COMEDY WRITER “★★★★★ Observer” - “★★★★★ Scotsman” - “★★★★★ The Herald” - “★★★★★ - SGFringe” - Always On Tour. Check website for dates ⬇️
Leith, Edinburgh
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    Jo Caulfield
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    May 4
    Hello all - I'd be tremendously grateful if you could help spread the word about a small Scottish tour I’m doing. I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show to small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you all! 💚
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jul 6, 2022
    Nadine Dorries has submitted a letter of no comprehension.
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Nov 29, 2024
    HUSBAND: “That’s a nice window display. Let’s go in. We might find some interesting Xmas presents”. WE GO IN. 60 SECONDS LATER, WE’RE BACK OUTSIDE. ME: “You are a complete idiot. Do not talk to me again today.” 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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    Jo Caulfield
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    May 5, 2025
    Dear @bbc I know you are doing a survey, a pointless ‘seen to be consulting us’ survey. Do you know what I want on my BBC? A proportional representation of political parties. Based on their seats in parliament, not their click bait ratio. 1/2
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Apr 20, 2024
    No need for that language!!
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Dec 8, 2022
    No-one WANTS to go on strike! Nurses, Teachers, Ambulance Crews, Rail Workers, Postal Workers, Border Force Officers, Baggage Handlers … they DON’T get paid when they’re on strike. Don’t fall for Tory tactics of turning workers against each other. ✌️
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Aug 20, 2022
    . #GBNews is trending …
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Mar 30, 2021
    Good - now f**k off.
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    Gary Campbell
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    Mar 30, 2021
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    I'm a Scottish Tory and I find you comment very disrespectful
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Sep 16, 2023
    In whatever industry you work in, keep speaking out. Predatory behaviour and abuse is wrong. It’s so depressing that yet again the people that could’ve stopped Russell Brand, producers and broadcasters, were enablers. It’s a tragic and age old story and it has to stop. 1/2
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jun 13, 2024
    Farage dragged us down before, and if you give him half a chance, he’ll drag us down again. He doesn’t care about the people of this country. All Farage cares about filling his Coutts bank account.
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jul 31, 2024
    So what we’re learning is: the Far-Right are more susceptible to lies, misinformation and fake news than other people. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Must be because they’re all thick-as-shit. Yeah, that’s probably it. ✌️
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jan 4, 2024
    What??!! Surely not! Not ‘The People’s Nonce’. Not ‘The Nonce of Hearts’. 🤦‍♀️
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    BBC News (UK)
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    Jan 4, 2024
    Prince Andrew named in Jeffrey Epstein court documents bbc.in/3twzAhn
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jun 28, 2024
    Next week is a BIG WEEK. The polls all say Labour have won. But don’t be complacent. GO OUT AND VOTE. Bring your ID. Vote tactically. Take PRIDE in hammering YOUR nail into the Tory coffin.
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    Jo Caulfield
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    Jul 6, 2023
    Seriously??? I watched it and you got annihilated. If that was a boxing match your corner man would have thrown in the towel and Fiona Bruce would have carried you back to your dressing room. #bbcqt #bbcquestiontime 🤦‍♀️
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    Johnny Mercer
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    Jul 6, 2023
    Enjoyed @bbcquestiontime this evening in the lovely Fleetwood. First, and enjoyed it, so might not be my last. Take a watch, see what you think. BBC1 after the ten o clock news. 👇
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