Iris 💫 (@Jest

Iris 💫

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Iris 💫

@Jest_Iris

out of pocket bc my pants don't have any. NYC, Comedian, Writer, Gamer, Guitar Center bully, Jewish af | words in @PaletteSwapMag @Reductress & @HardDriveMag

New York

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Joined April 2009

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Apr 21, 2022
the opposite of an e-girl is an email
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Mar 21, 2021
Being vaccinated
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Feb 13, 2021
POV: we both reach for the beef rose and there’s only one left. You let me have it. Call that a meat cute
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Jul 5, 2022
You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast
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Jul 30, 2021
Girl that doesn’t want to litter so she puts little scraps in her purse to toss later but then forgets to and ends up constantly carrying a little bag full of trash
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Jan 2, 2024
him: you better not be a cunty sugar jar when I get there me:
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Dec 15, 2023
"don't worry it's not covid" okay I still don't want you coughing all over the function with whatever else you clearly have
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Aug 12, 2021
"I'm a night owl" all owls are night owls. you are a regular owl.
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Jan 26, 2024
a murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco
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Mar 8, 2021
My earliest memory of mansplaining
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May 11, 2021
I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol
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Jul 3, 2024
hey wanna come over? I cant get myself to clean my apartment without the looming shame of someone seeing its current state
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Jan 12, 2022
the helium shortage is only being made worse by inflation
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Oct 21, 2021
cheshire cat: we're all mad here me: at me???