My daughter had some birthday and tooth fairy money she wanted to spend… this was her after leaving the store with her four items
The REAL Suburban Mom
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The REAL Suburban Mom
@ItsMrsPlugg
Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.
Maryland, USA
Joined January 2022
- Yesterday my husband had to work late so I stayed up and made him one of his favorite meals and my daughters were watching me in the kitchen and one said “daddy is so lucky to have you, you always do so much for him” to which I responded “I’m so lucky to have him, he does
- My daughter is at her friends house and we told her to call us for the toast… look what she called us with 😭
- These boxes on the bed wild disgustingmy amazon wishlist stuff is getting sent to my parents house and i walked into my brother's old bedroom and.....oh my gosh????? 😭😭😭😭
- Who ever is raising Her, 100 stars! x.com/SaudiaPlease/s…
- Replying to @ItsMrsPluggSo much for me” and they both smiled and my older (hopeless romantic) daughter says “I love watching you guys be in love.. you guys make it look like so much fun” And when I say I started sobbing LMAO.
- My daughter just burped loud as hell in Olive Garden and I’m like WOW have some decorum and she’s like “that word doesn’t effect me cause I don’t know what it means” Okay.
- I think there’s a lot to be said about people who refuse to give gifts that people want because of how they feel about it.Honeymoon funds are extremely tacky, I think I’m with the boomers on this one unfortunately…
- My son is filling out his application for the Lego club and one of the questions says to describe your interest in joining and he’s like “if I want to be an architect when I grow up I need to have some experience” Lmao okay
GIF - My biggest flex as a mother having a daughter that’s nominated as the International Baccalaureate Student of the Year, softball champion, 1st violinist, NHS, and highest MD testing scores. And that’s just one of my kids, I have 4 more following her footsteps, they all had SNAP.my biggest flex as a mother is not relying on SNAP & EBT to feed my child 🤷🏻♀️
- Not being pregnant.
- As a parent you really not allowed to “pop off” and that’s truly annoying. My pre-teen daughter is slowly morphing into a teen and when she’s not happy, which is rare, she’ll give me that deadly teenage girl stare and I just have to sit here and remember that she’s learning.
- I’m very very very big on “let kids be kids” but that doesn’t mean you let kids- -run around spaces not meant for running -yell or be loud in spaces not meant for loud sounds -jump on things that aren’t meant to be jumped on -be disrespectful -break things
- You’re naked on the internet and STILL have to work a 12 hour shift let’s not act like you were invited to the Good Pussy Olympics.Bitches be 35 tryna convince themselves they ain't want kids to make themselves feel better bout that 🗑 ass pussy
