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Chelsea 🖖🏽
@IfIWereMagneto
She/Her. Queer. 37. Random dork in various fandoms. Currently in space, the final frontier. MY LOWER DECKS PFP IS REALLY ME, I'M ON THE EFFIN' CERRITOS, Y'ALL!
New Orleans, LA
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Apr 20
    Hi Trekkie friends! I’ve finally acquired the Anovos Science Blue TOS tricut dress! Just got one more to find & it’s the Anovos Science Blue Star Trek Beyond Dress (size XL). This is my true white whale since I never see it for resale. If you spot one, hit me up please! 🖖🏽
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Sep 10, 2025
    Hello again geek friends, I acquired the Operations Red dress! I’m now in the market for a TOS (Classic Trek) AND Star Trek Beyond Science Blue uniform dress from Anovos so, again, if anyone knows anyone selling one, get at me please! Sizes under this & the old tweet I QTed!
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Apr 30, 2020
    I’m telling y’all right now, The Muses casting will literally make or break this film.
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Apr 29, 2020
    A live-action ‘HERCULES’ remake is in development at Disney. (Source: thedisinsider.com/2020/04/29/exc…)
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Oct 26, 2019
    “Oooooo look at meeeee, I’m a human and I’m drowning, won’t somebody heeeeeelp meeeeee”
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    The Cute Plug
    @TheCutePlug
    Oct 25, 2019
    Great white being a goof
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Aug 6, 2020
    "My tits bother you? They're covered in Swarovski crystals, girl!" is one of the most iconic things I've ever heard in my life and I will never forget it or this ensemble.
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Feb 14, 2020
    This one’s for Lavender Brown
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Mar 9, 2024
    Chrissy Teigen, that person at The Onion who called her a cunt, everyone who refused to learn how to pronounce her name & got mad because she emphasized that her name should be said correctly, those that called her a bitch and said she had bad vibes, etc. She was *NINE*! A baby!
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Jan 29, 2019
    Do not separate Jussie Smollett’s blackness from his queerness here. He wasn’t attacked just because he is black nor was he attacked just because he is gay. He was attacked because he is both black and gay at the same time.
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Jun 19, 2022
    They put an art sculpture of an Afro pick with a Black fist in Lafayette Square in New Orleans and the powder people are SEETHING in the Facebook comments omg I’m actually crying. Happy Juneteenth! 😭🤣
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Mar 30, 2018
    HIS. MUTATION. LITERALLY. MAKES. HIM. INCAPABLE. OF. DYING. AND. YET. THEY. KILLED. HIM. OFF. THIS. IS. STILL. THE. BIGGEST. LOAD. OF. BULLSHIT!!!!
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    Ashley V. Robinson
    @AshleyVRobinson
    Mar 30, 2018
    I will never get over what the X-Men movies did to Darwin.
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Aug 16, 2024
    Omg they do not know of the dark days… Anne Rice wielding the legal hammer against fic authors was a time!
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    amanda
    @jailedamanda
    Aug 16, 2024
    Every day someone logs onto the internet and asks why there isn’t more fanfiction about the Vampire Chronicles
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Dec 5, 2017
    Ok but who the fuck told James McAvoy that he fucking could?
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Aug 4, 2019
    Y’all keep saying racism will die out with old people and yet damn near all these fucking shooters are white men in their late teens and twenties. Racism is not fucking going anywhere, it’s just getting more violent again in the younger generations as they radicalize.
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Jun 15, 2020
    So would Aiyana Stanley-Jones...
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    Chelsea 🖖🏽
    @IfIWereMagneto
    Jan 4, 2019
    I’ll never forget when Eryk*h B*du really said teenage girls have to take more responsibility and not wear clothing a certain way so grown ass men won’t prey on them. Blaming young girls and calling them fast but not grown men for going after children.