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    Jul 12, 2014
    Nurse: I'm part Ethiopian, part Cuban, part part Dominican, part Panamanian.. Mom: Goddamn girl, that's a whole lotta words for "Black".
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    Jun 6, 2024
    A dude at my job stopped talking to me. Let me explain: Said co-worker is my age(50), and he brought his age inappropriate girlfriend(20) to a work function. At some point, he lost track of her. So I said, "I'm sure we will all be getting Amber alert messages any time now."
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @SantoshSusarla
    Thank God I was born with the inability to give a fuck. I'm truly blessed.
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    Jul 30, 2024
    I remember Hillary Clinton saying that after Trump's inauguration speech, George W. Bush turned to her and said, "That was some fucking weird shit."
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    Dec 29, 2022
    To my Gen X peeps: How many of you guys saw that Challenger explosion in class, in real time?
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    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @AshliGeran
    I'm currently in therapy. I'll let you know when we get to the "when she was born, he was 30" part of our sessions.
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @TrudeauStaffer
    That's definitely a unique takeaway from all of that. lol
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    Aug 17, 2024
    Kamala Harris is running a campaign that lifelong Democrats always wanted a Democrat to run. From her communications team to how her campaign refuses to bend to media narratives. Also, the relentless mocking and ridicule of Trump. It's a thing of beauty.
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    Feb 11, 2025
    Dear Black people, beware of any white person who even mildly suggests that you read Thomas Sowell. That motherfucker is not your friend.
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    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @AlFelony
    I've seen your page. You seem like an authority on the topic.
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @HumanityCritic
    For more witticisms from a 50 year old prostate cancer survivor who routinely uses his asshole powers for good and not evil.. Check out my substack
    James at 50 | Humanitycritic | Substack
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @GrottoSpik13252
    Not in the goddamned least.
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    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @dave_in_sa
    None at all. lol
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    Apr 12, 2024
    Here's a hill that I'll always die on: "The Breakfast Club" was all white because Shermer High School probably suspended its black students instead of giving them detention.
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    Apr 12, 2024
    Molly Ringwald on how #PrettyinPink #SixteenCandles and #TheBreakfastClub would need more diversity if remade today: "Those movies are very white and they don't really represent what it is to be a teenager in a school in America today." @MiamiFilmFest bit.ly/3vFWvI9
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