Log inSign up
aL Felony
1,640 posts
user avatar
aL Felony
@AlFelony
father, comic in that order
Joined March 2019
112
Following
22
Followers

New to X?

Sign up now to get your own personalized timeline!

Create account

By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, including Cookie Use.

Terms·Privacy·Cookies·Accessibility·Ads Info·© 2026 X Corp.
Don't miss what's happening
People on X are the first to know.
Log inSign up
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @HumanityCritic
    Corny
    290K
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    May 10, 2023
    Omg white people, we shouldn’t have to live near them ( this tweet is sarcastic you should see what white people tweet on a vid with black people fighting)
    4.4K
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Dec 15, 2022
    Replying to @MartyYork and @benshapiro
    They always made a buck but with books and speaking engagements not so brazenly pathetic like this
    7.3K
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Oct 31, 2019
    Replying to @kimberlycongdon
    Plot twist it was 20 years ago
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Aug 15, 2023
    Replying to @iluminatibot
    Bro was smiling lmao. Damn he got caught so off guard he froze
    2.1K
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @deliicait
    How the f you play mermaids. And no.
    251
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Dec 7, 2022
    Replying to @IAM_LUMOS @HollywoodHenry and @Cobratate
    The death rate as you say was like 1%
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Jul 20, 2023
    Replying to @DominicCoste and @iamyesyouareno
    Definitely a waste of height and genetic talent
    810
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Aug 5, 2023
    Replying to @extradeadjcb
    Change the color of the people and all of a sudden a sports team just won the championship AND all of y’all racists are silent.
    1.5K
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Dec 7, 2022
    Replying to @wilsonsilva90 @HollywoodHenry and @Cobratate
    People effected negatively isnt the same as death rate now is it ?
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Nov 26, 2022
    Replying to @gesmjj
    Stuffed them feet in them shoes tho
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Aug 3, 2023
    Replying to @TazsAngels
    Yes obviously
    894
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Mar 9, 2023
    Replying to @vidsthatgohard
    But wasn’t he just touching someone with his hands seconds before ?
    912
  • user avatar
    aL Felony
    @AlFelony
    Feb 23, 2023
    Replying to @toxicking
    Plz do come outside we love y’all
    1.1K