Never a dull moment in Brooklyn Housing Court. If you are missing a challa cover, it's in Kings County Housing Court.
Hasidic Attorney
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Hasidic Attorney
@HasidicA
All night on Twitter, all day in court.
ליבי במזרח ואני בסוף מעריב....
Joined November 2019
- Chaim Weitzman was once asked why the Jews specifically want the land of Israel when there are so many other available lands? He replied, "That's like asking me why I travel an hour every Sunday to visit my mother when there are so many old ladies who live much closer."There is a province in Russia called "Jewish Autonomous Oblast" which has a larger land area than the entire entity of Israel (36 thousand km2 to Israel's 26 thousand km2). It is one of two Jewish jurisdictions in the world (the other being Israel). Zionists who ask why
- Chareidim dancing at the release of a female soldier. What a time to be alive.Ashkelon is partying about Ori Megedish's rescue.
00:00 - I just saved thousands on my Daughter's wedding by announcing that all guest are required to be vaccinated and wear masks. No ones gonna show up!!
- I went to Stolin High School. I took all the Regent exams and passed them all. I worked very hard and noone told me the answers. Please don't minimize my hard work.
- We are a small chasidus. We dont have millions of dollars, we dont have a well-oiled PR machine, our Rebbe does not fly to Dubai, and we dont have any charisma. But we have something no one else has: authenticity. אביסעלע אמתהערליש און אוטענטיש!
00:00 - Stop complaining about gas prices in a couple of weeks you'll be buy burnt hard and tasteless crackers for $70 a pound
- My shul has something called Keren Chasanam. When anyone makes a wedding, they get 10K no questions asked (you can reject it). 40 people each give $250 per wedding. Costs $1000 every 2-3 months.Your favorite tzedaka to give your maaser money to? Go.
- Lubavitch is the best bang for your buck on Twitter. Tweet about Lubavitch you get likes and replies. Tweet about Satmer it's like yelling in a desert, no one hears no one cares.
- Ok I guess no one had done it so here goes. Our story starts in Kotzk in the year in 1839, Simchas Tora 5600, when there is a rebellion in Kotzk the Holy Izhbitzer has left Kotzk and started his own court. Although he never reveled the reason why he left rumors spread.
- 8 am Wake up, drink Negel Vasser. 8:30 Teflin with white side facing up. 9 Shachris no tachnun. Talk a whole davening. Leave before Aleinu 9:30 Eat sandwich without washing hands. 10 AM Go to work in bald without Yarmulkah. Shake all the women's hands 10:30 coffee Chalav StamIf you had 24 hours where you don't need to keep the Torah, what would your timetable be?
- If you went to Yeshiva and can read the article in English only, the articles is not about you. you can read it in both Yiddish and English. You are more educated than half the country don't worry about it. Can only read the Yiddish article. That's what we are talking about.
- If ever see my daughter in of these videos....she is coming home thay second
