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Hans Fiene 🦬
@HansFiene
United States
Joined March 2016
- You guys excited to watch the Colts beat the Broncos 12-9 tonight?
- Dear young people, Stop denying your loved ones normal interactions because you are anti-social and self-absorbed.Dear old people, stop texting “call me” unless someone is in an ambulance. - love, josh, a millennial
- I can't believe Millie Bobby Brown got married and became a mother at 21 instead of having 8 failed high profile relationships before eventually becoming a single mother by surrogacy at 57 like a normal celebrity
- "People who don't share my worldview will go extinct," says 41-year-old man with no children.
- Using Spanish as a way to rub your anticolonialism in America's face is like when women boast of their feminism by keeping their fathers' last names instead of taking their husbands'.Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue: “If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”
00:00 - If you sing "Imagine" at my funeral, I will rise from the dead and turn my funeral into your funeral.Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood pay respects to Jimmy Carter as he lies in state at US Capitol Rotunda ... They sang John Lennon "Imagine" at Rosalynn Carter funeral and will do the same for Jimmy Carter funeral today at the National Cathedral ...
00:00 - Everyone thought pope was a terrible job but apparently they just needed someone from a country where people don’t think they’ll die from working 40 hours a week.is it just me or does Pope Leo seem like he openly enjoys being pope in a way that's different from his predecessors?
- One of the best cures for the reflexively anti-vaccine impulse is to walk through the rows and rows and rows of children’s graves in an old church graveyard.
- The Winter Olympics are fun because 85% of the events would kill you if you tried them: Giant slalom - dead Half pipe - dead Ski jumping - dead Curling - fine Luge - dead Skeleton - backwards dead
- Hollywood really is an amazing place. You can rape, molest, harass, and abuse people as much as you want as long as you vote for the correct party.
- My darling My sweet pea My little one My tireless typhoon of joy and chaos My sunshine And after almost two and a half years Officially Finally Forever My daughter Thank you, God.
- They're not lying. You gotta know how women think. Left pic looks like a guy who will leave the gym early to fix your flat tire. Right pic looks like a guy who will tell you to call roadside assistance because he needs to eat a boiled chicken breast in 7 minutes.why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?
- My suggestion is get a new actor and then ignore all the previous movies like they did all the other times.James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
