Lutheran Satire
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Lutheran Satire
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Lutheran Satire, created by Rev. Hans Fiene, is a project intended to teach the orthodox Christian faith by making fun of stuff. 1 Kings 18:27.
- Right wing Christianity is more dangerous than Islam. That's why, after college, liberals move to Saudi Arabia instead of the suburbs.
- "I don't want to push my religion on my child," says father of toddler dressed in attire of Dad's favorite baseball team.
- That's gnosticism, Patrick."We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spirit beings having a human experience. Everything we have and experience right now is a result of the unseen but real war going on between the kingdom of God and the kingdom of satan." #FinalConquest
00:00 - “You don’t have to go to church to be a Christian” is a fancy way of saying “I follow Christ except for where He goes."
- I MADE THIS PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF:
- I really wanted to have this ready by this morning, but dagnabbit, it's still Saint Patrick's Day. I worked very hard on this so please tell me I am good and also share it a whole bunch so that other people will also validate me.
- Friendly reminder: If you don’t believe what Jesus says about His divinity, I don’t care what you think He teaches about anything else.
- Actually "Die Hard" is an Advent movie.
- Saying "any Christian who eats bacon can't oppose gay marriage" is a fancy way of saying "I don't understand how to read the Bible."
