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Captain Morgan
@GrownManThinkng
Just my Random thoughts…
I don’t debate with mfs, because I promise you, I don’t care.
Here 4 laughs-Not Hoes
Mostly talking to myself 😑
- Replying to @SoloTheSwiper and @marc_soloLmaoo I told the truth tho fam 😂
- Y’all…I had to cheat on my barber today because he’s in between locations. Why he send me to this dude he uses 😩 Buddy shampooed my beard, washed my face, cleaned up my eyebrows. Put some type of massage thing on my face…10/10 service 🥹 now I’m #lostandturnedout 🔥🔥
00:00 - Me the past few days clapping back on bald jokes, old man jokes, uncle Phil,wack 100, new uncle Phil, suge knight, These lil Niggas been cooking me lmao. I’m tapped out 😂😂 I’m only 45 y’all 😮💨🥹 I’ve heard them all at this point 😂😂
00:00 - Replying to @ryanmykel3The fact it’s so many bald jokes with the prevalence of wigs, fake lashes and manufactured baby hairs is so wild to me 😩😂
- Replying to @sincerelysineadShe asked was I live and was I married 😂 she just happened to catch me at the most important part of that too short song😂 #blowthewhistle
GIF- Replying to @GrownManThinkng@CigarsIntl I’m getting y’all hella pub right now, can a pimp get a free shot of Jack Daniel’s Honey? 😂😂😂
- Replying to @dbrent_Bruh it’s something about some ques when they see alphas 😂I was driving and dude saw my plates and started throwing up hooks 😩I’m like nigga I’m just trying to take my son to his basketball game
- You probably right, but I’ve been married and or in relationships half my life I’m 45. I’m chilling, not in a rush to be cleaning out no cars, buying tires and filling up gas tanks at the moment 😂😄
- Replying to @BlowTheWhittleYup that’s how I took it, she just caught me at the best part of the song , no curve intended 😂 your boy was just vibing
- Nah I didn’t. I literally go out just to have a good time. That’s why it’s always fun. When I’m not on that I always meet people 🥹 being a parent and working midnights takes most of my time. So I just kick it when I can 😂
- They let your boy out the house for a few mins Sunday. Shout out to the couple that gave me their table right by the stage. A benefit of going places solo. #lavacantina #allwhiteparty when the Isley Bros comes on I’m signing it. #growmanvibes
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