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this is not a show, this is my life | 1906 | IG: _d.williams
- Now some of you have been to Cowboys Carter 3 or 4 times. Thats 14 million dollars. What do yall do for work? And where do I send my resume.
- So Iβm sitting on the train, minding my business. I have on my Alpha hoodie today. This man walks up to me and just starts doing his Que Hop. And then says βlet me see the stroll you gotβ Are you crazy?! I was so embarrassed.
- I go to my apartmentβs community events just for the free food. Grab a plate, fake laugh for about 5 minutes and go right back upstairs.
- Me on my zoom meeting at work. Because what are yall talking about?
00:00 - Is it crack? I canβt stop listening to this album. #COWBOYCARTER
00:00 - Congrats to the people thatβs getting their student loans forgiven.
00:00 - So Iβm headed to the gym and I see a pack of gays LEAVING the club. Itβs 9:20 am. Are yall okay?? Lmao
- Yβall. So Im in the barber chair. My barber is telling me that he has to fly to Dallas next week and he hates flying. Heβs really nervous. Do you know this man stopped my edge up and burst out in tears?!!!!!! I didnβt know what tf to do!! This was him vs. me.
- Heard yelling outside of my apartment. And stumbled on Sexyy Red fighting. Never a dull moment in DC.
00:00 - BeyoncΓ© is announcing a concert and I have not done my taxes yet. Jesus Christ.
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