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Grant O'Brien
@GrantOB
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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    Happy Bi Visibility Day! I'm bi. It's my sincere hope, today and every day, that we as a community will one day succeed in our shared goal of turning everybody else into bisexuals
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    No. You simply have to put the mall hours on this sign. You simply have to.
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    Woody Harrelson is trending because people think he's the racist guy in a video. I was his waiter once and he stayed late and felt bad so he invited me, his waiter, to join his group, let me smoke a full joint, and then went into the racist history of Robert Moses. It's not him.
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    Replying to @GrantOB
    David Blaine was also there and he made a quarter from my pocket have a hole in it somehow. That night ruled
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    And thus marks the only time I ever did that job high *glances around nervously*
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    Also fuck Robert Moses
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    Most of us at CollegeHumor lost our jobs today. There are a TON of talented people to hire now, so if you're in a position to do so, lucky you! I'll have more to say I'm sure, but if I had to guess why it happened, I'd say it's because of this tweet
    *George Costanza voice* These Bratz Dolls are making me thirsty!!
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    Hello! I'm going to be doing an AMA on the @dropout Reddit page next Wednesday! Come join! Don't ask anything too embarassing though, I'm shy...
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    Astonishing that the next thing to happen is reading my actual social security number
    i think about this breaking news clip like once a week
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    Tough week for Bi Grants
    Not sure anyone is completely sold on "bi-grant crime"
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    Heya! Part 2 of Ambush Grant With A Surprise Episode of The Bachelor premieres tonight. I hope you can watch and enjoy! With that, some sad news: Abel Benietz, one of the contestants, passed away a few months ago and I wanted to offer some love before folks jump into the episode
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    We're making a $5,000 donation to the Latinx Equality Alliance (@somoslea) in honor of Abel, and would encourage you to also support this organization that meant a lot to him somoslea.org
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    I don't use this site much anymore, but it's nice to see that I'm trending when I do log in
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    God DAMN collegehumor was so much fucking fun
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    This was my first christmas at CollegeHumor. Every year there was a great holiday party with a big secret santa. It made me feel very welcome and loved, I really do love spinach.
    back in 2016, i gave @GrantOB the secret santa gift of an a capella song called "you like shit like this." words by me and music by jake weinrab.
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