given the unexpected response to this, here's a brief history of dinosaur office ๐
๐ i was the t-rex
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Sam Reich
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Sam Reich
@samreich
๐งข CEO: Dropout
๐ค Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
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Follow me for Dropout references and dumb jokes.
- therapist: so whatโs troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate therapist: and how does that make you feel? me: fine
- true story: my comedy career began when an acting teacher said to the class, "you should market yourself based on the first impression you give when you walk into a room. for instance, sam is short, so he should do comedy."
- in the orchestra pit. straight up "tune forking" it. and by "it", hahah, well. let's justr say. my pianists
- Allow me to translate the WHO: "COVID fucked us. It fucked our health, and it fucked our culture. My colleagues are pressuring me to say it's over so it stops fucking our culture. But it's not, and it's still going to fuck our health. Great job, everyone."Replying to @WHO and @DrTedros"1221 days ago, WHO learned of a cluster of cases of pneumonia of unknown cause in Wuhan, China. On the 30th January 2020, on the advice of an Emergency Committee convened under the International Health Regulations, I declared a public health emergency of international concern
- and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point totalBrennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit hard-drive.net/hd/brennan-leeโฆ
- punching the air rnJimmy Fallon voted PEOPLEโs Sexiest Game Show Host of 2025 in readersโ choice.
- before weighted blanket: - gets up to pee twice - wakes up at 8am sharp - no dreams after weighted blanket: - poops bed - hibernates through climate change - dreams new "matrix" trilogy
Animal Expert Reveals Little Guys in โMake Some Noiseโ Interstitials Only Do That Under Extreme Stress hard-drive.net/hd/animal-expeโฆ- i've been everywhere all of the time
00:00 - i just learned you're supposed to repot your plants once a year and i am once again asking for an everything manual
- constellations are a bit of a stretch like โiโm a lionโ my dude youโre a triangle
