user avatar
抱歉我又
@GoldenKnife2
金刀 | 拍謝中年 | Resto Shaman/Priest/Resto Druid/Holy Pal|戰復權威 #WorldOfWarcraft
Joined June 2021
  • user avatar
    隔壁桌男大生:「可是化妝是一種禮貌耶 」 對面的女生冷冷地說:「你就長得很有禮貌嗎?」
  • user avatar
    櫃檯內外店員與顧客扶著桌緣尖叫:「啊啊啊啊地震啊啊啊啊太大了吧啊啊啊啊」 搖晃逐漸減弱,停止後店員拍著驚魂未定的胸口:「齁~嚇死人了…..你剛剛說還要一杯大冰美對嗎?」 顧客:「對!還要一杯大冰美。剛剛那個應該有5級以上吧?我還要刷會員跟載具。」
    Replying to @JMichaelCole1
    People went to work, found alternatives to get to work if transportation was disrupted; children went to school; restaurants were full. Rescue workers promptly deployed to the hardest-hit areas. Everywhere, we saw fortitude, pragmatism, and no panic.
  • user avatar
    因為照顧者通常是媽媽啊笑死
  • user avatar
  • user avatar
    請大家走路的時候注意腳下,不要弄髒我這個月要吃的土
  • user avatar
  • user avatar
  • user avatar
    要不是我剛剛沒去便利商店,還以為是在形容我跟次子🤣
  • user avatar
    Replying to @GoldenKnife2
    帶著長子次子在麥當勞吃早餐,親眼看見的感人故事(落淚
  • user avatar
  • user avatar
    長子偷偷跟我說,今天早上生父把他送錯學校了 這麼荒謬的事居然發生在我兒身上???
  • user avatar
    人類的身體不適合上班,但我們還是做到了
  • user avatar
    每次期末考結束,小一聯盟就會出現一堆父母崩潰文,我都配早餐吃
  • user avatar