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Geoff Jordan

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Geoff Jordan

@GeoffJordan5

My tweets are my own

Joined January 2014

Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Jan 23, 2024
Replying to @Top100Rick
Is the "top 100" the way to go? I can think of 4-5 courses on the Robert Trent Jones trail that are truly spectacular and under $100. Ross Bridge and The Ridge (Oxmoor), The Judge, the Senator, Magnolia Grove... Plus: Its Alabama...great bar-b-que and sweet tea!
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Apr 10, 2024
100% good advice. Now how about some advice on how to stay married while undertaking a stressful 9-month process. 🤣
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
May 25, 2024
Replying to @nut_history
1998(?) I saw Ichiro have 5 infield singles vs the Rockies in a game. Two bunts, two high choppers and a ball the the 3B where he just beat the throw. Never saw anyting like it. What a player!
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Oct 17, 2018
Replying to @nicobrokeit @BrentScher and 2 others
What are you talking about.... "a matter of time"...they ALREADY tried to assassinate 24 GOP House Members just last year.
Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Dec 5, 2023
Replying to @guypbenson and @KurtSchlichter
These are the same Universities that don't allow Conservative speakers on campus because it is too upsetting to some students, and they don't have enough safe spaces.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Jun 6, 2023
Well, if and when golf fans ever become Beyonce fans, I am sure they will. Your comparison of PGA golfers to a Beyonce is silly.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
May 8, 2024
Pine Needles this morning. 80 with a double on #3
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Mar 20, 2024
Replying to @dianaberrent and @katiecouric
If I am so warped after a colonoscopy that I'm not able to drive, I'm not getting into a car with some stranger.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
May 21, 2024
Replying to @fopminui and @CollinRugg
Nice story (if true). After millions of miles of travel, I no longer even notice crying babies. I *do* notice parents who looked petrified that their baby will cry the entire flight.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Jul 20, 2018
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
Yeah, but that was sooooo long ago. Democrats have "evolved" since then. Well, since they lost their base and need new voters anyway.
Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Feb 12, 2024
Replying to @Bikery1966
Another cyclist wonders why drivers show so much antipathy towards them... as they spew more toxic autophobic tripe.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Sep 10, 2024
Replying to @Projection_Bets and @Covers
"Knowingly withheld player's status". Gambling ruins everything, sit down and shut-up.
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Mar 26, 2024
Replying to @HowardRoark90
They're free to quit anytime they'd like. I doubt someone with the values you describe is difficult to replace. "own them"? Good grief. Only a not-so-bright selfish child would think employers having policies means they are "owned".
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Geoff Jordan
@GeoffJordan5
Sep 23, 2024
Replying to @JesseASweeney
No need to kill it. It'll move on once it's had enough house cats. I have coyotes & bobcats outside my split rail fence (sometime in the yard), all the time. I don't kill them. I see mt. lion tracks occasionally, but never the cats. Bunnys in the yard - I shoot!
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