Are you fucking kidding me?
$1k to replace a toilet with a “builder grade” toilet that retails for $150!?
These dumb fuck private equity retards have lost their fucking minds
I’m so fucking short on service companies
Can’t wait until they all crash and burn
Red Beard Real Estate
15.1K posts
Passionate about CRE, AI, Econ & Entrepreneurship. Sometimes sarcastic, sometimes serious; always real AF. CRE Managing Broker & Developer; $9BN+ of experience
United States
Joined October 2023
- Replying to @SimpleCREOne of the neighborhood residents buys it, then uses it exclusively while laughing at all the other neighbors
- Replying to @cityaestheticssI’d guess because one is literally a fucking desert And people don’t wanna be walking around outside in deserts if they don’t have to
- Replying to @mhp_guyWhat a scam $1.2MM for a 45 minute commute and your amenities are proximity to fast casual and overpriced cookies $42k in property taxes Count me out 👋🏻✌🏻
- Replying to @SpartaJusticeThe last point - which should be the first point - limiting congressional terms. Omfg so much yes 🙌🏻 Please, please, please, dear lord, let this happen 🙏🏼
- Replying to @TheTranscript_Little does he know, the high levels of aspartame and formaldehyde have been preserving him from the inside out for decades 😂
- Replying to @refsocialiteTime for those employees to start quitting and we’ll see how long that policy lasts Gone are the days where employers are allowed to own their employees and their freedom
- Do you think the off-market seller liked my offer? 🤣
- Replying to @rawsalertsFWIW, other countries do this regularly Not sure why anyone, foreign or not, would actually have an issue with this… 🤷🏼♂️
- I fucking hate @CoStarUS, especially their ops teams How the fuck did all of the CRE professionals allow themselves to get sodomized by such a subpar, and utterly worthless data set? What in the actual fuck? 🤦🏼♂️
- Replying to @AJManaseerAnecdotal, but... My wife and I rode @MARTAtransit on Friday to go to the airport She’ll be flying back earlier than I will because I’m staying longer for a work conference It was her first time on the train Then this video came out She is now refusing to ride back on it
- FYI, at current interest rates, this typically doesn’t work anymore Market rents don’t support this strategy because the debt payment is too high You can’t charge enough in rent to cover your mortgage, so you’d have a negative NOI It simply doesn’t work anymore 🤷🏼♂️- Buy a house with 3.5% down - Live in it for 1 year - Rent it out - Buy another for 5% down - Rinse and repeat
- Replying to @PilkGolfThe funniest part was watching the crowd and realizing how fucking stupid every single person in the crowd was Absolutely disgusting that we, as a society, allow these fucking retards to accumulate the level of wealth they have





