Red Beard Real Estate (@HowardRoark90) / X

Red Beard Real Estate

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Red Beard Real Estate

@HowardRoark90

Passionate about CRE, AI, Econ & Entrepreneurship. Sometimes sarcastic, sometimes serious; always real AF. CRE Managing Broker & Developer; $9BN+ of experience

United States

Joined October 2023

Red Beard Real Estate
@HowardRoark90
Jan 7, 2025
Are you fucking kidding me? $1k to replace a toilet with a “builder grade” toilet that retails for $150!? These dumb fuck private equity retards have lost their fucking minds I’m so fucking short on service companies Can’t wait until they all crash and burn
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@HowardRoark90
Aug 12, 2025
Replying to @SimpleCRE
One of the neighborhood residents buys it, then uses it exclusively while laughing at all the other neighbors
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@HowardRoark90
Jul 6, 2025
Replying to @cityaestheticss
I’d guess because one is literally a fucking desert And people don’t wanna be walking around outside in deserts if they don’t have to
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@HowardRoark90
Dec 31, 2023
Replying to @mhp_guy
What a scam $1.2MM for a 45 minute commute and your amenities are proximity to fast casual and overpriced cookies $42k in property taxes Count me out 👋🏻✌🏻
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@HowardRoark90
Nov 8, 2024
Replying to @SpartaJustice
The last point - which should be the first point - limiting congressional terms. Omfg so much yes 🙌🏻 Please, please, please, dear lord, let this happen 🙏🏼
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@HowardRoark90
May 3, 2025
Replying to @TheTranscript_
Little does he know, the high levels of aspartame and formaldehyde have been preserving him from the inside out for decades 😂
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@HowardRoark90
Mar 26, 2024
Replying to @refsocialite
Time for those employees to start quitting and we’ll see how long that policy lasts Gone are the days where employers are allowed to own their employees and their freedom
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@HowardRoark90
Mar 2, 2024
Do you think the off-market seller liked my offer? 🤣
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@HowardRoark90
Jul 4, 2025
Replying to @rawsalerts
FWIW, other countries do this regularly Not sure why anyone, foreign or not, would actually have an issue with this… 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@HowardRoark90
Mar 7, 2025
I fucking hate @CoStarUS, especially their ops teams How the fuck did all of the CRE professionals allow themselves to get sodomized by such a subpar, and utterly worthless data set? What in the actual fuck? 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@HowardRoark90
Sep 7, 2025
Replying to @AJManaseer
Anecdotal, but... My wife and I rode @MARTAtransit on Friday to go to the airport She’ll be flying back earlier than I will because I’m staying longer for a work conference It was her first time on the train Then this video came out She is now refusing to ride back on it
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@HowardRoark90
Apr 8, 2025
FYI, at current interest rates, this typically doesn’t work anymore Market rents don’t support this strategy because the debt payment is too high You can’t charge enough in rent to cover your mortgage, so you’d have a negative NOI It simply doesn’t work anymore 🤷🏼‍♂️
PassiveAggressiveIncome
@indexnforgetit
Apr 8, 2025
- Buy a house with 3.5% down - Live in it for 1 year - Rent it out - Buy another for 5% down - Rinse and repeat
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@HowardRoark90
Aug 9, 2025
Replying to @BoringBiz_
Elder abuse 😂
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@HowardRoark90
Jul 17, 2025
Replying to @PilkGolf
The funniest part was watching the crowd and realizing how fucking stupid every single person in the crowd was Absolutely disgusting that we, as a society, allow these fucking retards to accumulate the level of wealth they have
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