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Garion Thorne
@GarionThorne
Senior Content Associate at @DraftKings. Giver of well-reasoned, mild takes. Britta-ing it since '92.
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    Fernandez was a delight on the field. This was one of my favorite moments from a couple years back:
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    Jason Bay, but 15 years later.
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    Angel Hernandez's umpire scorecard.
    Justin Fields pass chart looks like a pitcher who’s about to be sent down to the minors
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    Fuck, Jose Bautista was awesome.
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    Pres. Trump at U.S. Coast Guard commencement: "No politician in history...has been treated worse or more unfairly."
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    Looks like he wants to kill some toons.
    How would you describe Tom Brady’s Kentucky Derby look?
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    Few players performed better on pure spite than Jose Bautista.
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    Clayton Richard was released today. On his birthday.
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    Closed on our first real home today. Two blocks from the Dome, obviously.
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    Rougned Odor looks like he's cosplaying as Brett Gardner.
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    i’d encourage every sports fan to develop at least one very strange opinion that has like a 2% chance of being correct. mine is that allen iverson could have been a top-10 nfl quarterback because of how good he was in high school. i’ve gotten years of fun out of that one
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    Reminder that the first three "Community" Christmas specials are unmatched sitcom excellence.
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    Sports Media is still fun, I think.
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