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Jon Bois
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Jon Bois
@jon_bois
well it's jon. executive producer @secretbase
there’s ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there- the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn’t do anything. don’t 2 me
- i feel like "not like us" was about drake. lots of clues in there
- here's someone who's taken as much grief from as many sides as anybody and just won again because she's ideologically consistent and her voters know exactly who she isCongratulations to our now re-elected, @detroitdsa champion for the working class, Congresswoman @RashidaTlaib! We are so proud of Rashida’s tireless advocacy on behalf of the residents of MI-12, for standing for working people, and for standing against American imperialism.
- people can criticize kyrie irving all they want. all i’ll say is this: after i got the vaccine i found i was completely unable to play basketball at the nba level
- derek carr’s gotta be, by a long shot, the best quarterback ever to be the worst quarterback in his division
- stop fighting! everyone stop fighting! this goes against everything the lockheed martin armed forces bowl stands for!
- ok, i’m deleting my last 46 tweets arguing that firefighters should be armed so they can shoot the fires. logging off to take some time to reflect. i’ll be back in like seven minutes to post about it some more
- why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
- hey! just in case twitter shuts down at some point but you still want to follow along with what i’m up to, my address is 167 montclair st., apt. 2c, brooklyn, new york, 11279. stop by anytime. i’m not really a “lock the door” kind of person so if i don’t answer, just walk on in
- level 1 idiot shit is texting a link to myself because i don’t know an easier way to get it from my computer to my phone. level 44 idiot shit is hearing my phone buzz 1.5 seconds later and going “oh who’s that”
- my girlfriend has literally 40 browser tabs open on her $170 chromebook. some tabs are like a week old and it’s not even slowing down. it’s astounding. trying to imagine what 1998 me would think of that. he’d be amazed i have a girlfriend
