PinnedGareth@GarethNotGarthJan 13, 2023Mini Battenbergs are better than full size Battenberg because there’s a greater marzipan to cake ratio.48481212534534783K783K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthApr 7, 2025Divorce. Massive debt. The usual. Got a new place on a new Irish government scheme thing. Keys today.18818823523520K20K896K896K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthFeb 27, 2025Hey @emma_okelly did you ask the guy who has a brand new car and €1500 jacket why he doesn’t rent anywhere??2712711.1K1.1K14K14K1.5M1.5M
Gareth@GarethNotGarthSep 14, 2024Dear other 40 something sexy blonde women - I am also a fat, disabled Northern Irish bloke. Don’t hesitate to get in touch.4594592612617.6K7.6K1M1M
Gareth@GarethNotGarthJul 24, 2024Petition to have the Manchester Airport cop placed on duty in London at the weekends??76762842845.6K5.6K105K105K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthOct 10, 2023It turns out the only thing in the universe that @GaryLineker doesn’t have a public opinion on is the mass slaughter of Jews.1331337297294.8K4.8K168K168K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthMay 6, 2023The old socialist views go quickly out the window once the invitation from the Palace arrives, don’t they!2392397577574.5K4.5K179K179K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthFeb 5, 2025Whatever you got paid for this @petercrouch it wasn’t enough.00:0034341741743.7K3.7K4M4M