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Andrew
@1000gramsofcoke
stand up comedian & living proof that anyone can have a podcast
Kansas City
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Joined September 2012
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Dec 13, 2024
    Replying to @t_sadiity
    stick the pinkies out then
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Jan 18, 2025
    Replying to @Sdlshaw
    the driver is a gentleman
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Jan 18, 2025
    Replying to @BleuCapone
    shit started disappearing like someone was messing with the time-space continuum
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Apr 9, 2025
    Replying to @GarethNotGarth
    Gareth, Hope this message reaches you in good spirits. Flat looks right proper if you ask me. Can I crash on your couch for a night or two when you get one? Cheers, Andrew
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Apr 24, 2025
    Replying to @Raindropsmedia1
    when you fuck a stud u gotta pull them long ass basketball shorts to the side
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Sep 11, 2019
    Replying to @hurdiwascancel1
    i need to know what my grandma did first
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Oct 16, 2019
    Replying to @yungskuntebony
    white women ages 11-45 are all either kleptomaniacs or alcoholics or both
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Dec 13, 2024
    Replying to @K1ngk0323 and @t_sadiity
    shit only like 6 fingers stacked up i know i got enough for that
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Nov 27, 2014
    decorated my house arrest bracelet
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Aug 30, 2014
    storm on sunset (i stood on top of my car to take this)
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Dec 19, 2024
    Replying to @raphousetv2
    “no paperwork” then don’t let her cohabitate otherwise you gon end up paying alimony on a common-law marriage
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Apr 18, 2020
    Replying to @GinaSiva and @Juice_1117
    i only lie in court
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    Andrew
    @1000gramsofcoke
    Apr 17, 2020
    Replying to @regretfuIbuyer and @GetJada
    why are male gynecologist allowed to become congressmen