Very sad to hear about the passing of our friend @Ralphie_May - He was such a sweet and genuine guy.
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CoHost #TheMikeCaltaShow @1025TheBone • Drummer @PitbullToddler 🤘🏻Metal Head🤘🏻I just wanna make you laugh & pet dogs. #AdoptDontShop
- I took my dogs for a walk and waved to another person out walking, and they didn’t wave back. I wanna walk up and break their hand and say “Clearly you don’t need it you fucking shit dick!”
- Not sure what makes me more proud of my son... great reviews from his parent/teacher meeting or him blasting Queen from his room right now.
- I'm with my son for his first @metallica show. He's a year younger than I was first time I saw them. Very cool!
- Nobody thinks Adam Levine is as cool as Adam Levine thinks Adam Levine is. #SBLlll
- I was at CVS and the guy behind me in line sat a magnifying glass on the counter to buy. I turned to see it was a police officer and I said “Oh... are you a detective?” We both laughed. Thank God he was cool.
- Thank you to the woman that just stopped me in @Publix and said “I love you! You’re my favorite part of the show!” Always nice to hear. #TheMikeCaltaShow # 1 with people in Publix. 👍🏼😂
- If you light of fireworks & it's NOT July 4th I hope Satan fills your body with his fiery semen. Even on the 4th I hope he jerks it on you.
- If you're not a professional meteorologist and you keep tweeting weather predictions... I've probably unfollowed you.
- Someone in my neighborhood is lighting off fireworks, that makes sense because it’s Saturday December 23rd... oh nope... he’s just as asshole.
- When you hear the word “Aruba” if you don’t immediately sing “Jamaica, oh I want to take ya... Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama” are you even a human person?
- My neighbor, who until today we'd just say "Hi" to each other, came over to help cover my windows & door w plywood. Thank you Larry! #Tampa
- I know during the hurricane we should be nicer and help each other... but this hurricane sure isn't making people any fucking smarter. Wow!