Most Handsome Jersey Mikes Employee - Single - Traveling SEC Sorority Therapist - 82/87 Brawlers - PHD, MD in Sex - MACC 89’, UPenn 91’, Mizzou Law 94’
Jackson, I assure you I don’t work at Best Buy. I’m in college. With that being said, the fuck you gonna do if I did work at Best Buy? Not shit. Carry on.
Salv- I hope you get everything you truly desire in life and it still isn’t enough. I hope you have a dark void and endless sense of meaning and purpose that you’ll never be able to grasp, act on, and conquer. Also- praying your daughter(s) become teen mom(s). Understood?