PinnedDaddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Feb 10, 2025Didn’t expect to play eye tag all gameDaddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Feb 10, 2025Is it frowned upon to crack a few brews watching ur boys intermural game?5252696912K12K1.3M1.3M
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Jun 6, 2025Apparently “Happy Hour” is 1 drink?Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Jun 5, 2025Happy hour with the bosses in 47 minutes1313626213K13K562K562K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Sep 28, 2025Hog shots in the Cool Beans kissing booth272723523512K12K543K543K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Dec 3, 2024As a semi pro cranker myself I think so161649498.5K8.5K317K317K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69May 20, 2024First day on the job, rubbed one out in the bathroom for good luck 👍33332642647.4K7.4K1M1M
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Sep 12, 2025Walking into Neyland Stadium with a handle of Tito’s shoved up my ass #AramarkCanSuckMyBalls21211281286.9K6.9K363K363K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Apr 22, 2025Broad next to me on my 9 hour flight asked for my instagram before takeoff7676886.4K6.4K811K811K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Dec 5, 2024Some chick just made eye contact with me and scratched her Vag111153535.9K5.9K333K333K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Sep 24, 2025What bastard is hazing the 4th graders343430305.7K5.7K192K192K
Daddy Haslam, CPA@CPA_Doug69Nov 26, 2024I’m about to ask someone if they’re fucking retarded over email10102392395.4K5.4K335K335K