the Declaration of Independence was signed in the city this guy calls home yet here he is, dutifully guarding the British monarchy. High treason, if you ask me
The Phanatic has taken his post at the gates of Buckingham Palace!
Emily Nyman
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Emily Nyman
@EmSheDoesIt
Alex Rodriguez historian
Born April 8
Joined April 2009
- The Astros created COVID-19 to keep stadiums empty and avoid being booed. Do not @ me unless it's to applaud and/or add onto my very plausible conspiracy theory
- that's the team busAin’t no way I just saw a Yankee garbage truck 🤣🤣🤣
- Replying to @BrilynHollyhand @SarahHuckabee and @budlightYour parents made up a girls name and gave it to you
When the Captain makes contact:- i like 3+ hour baseball gamesWhat’s your most boomer sports take?
- Mets Veteran MLB’s new of the Game 🤝 uniform pants Seymour WeinerThank you for service *reads name again* Seymour Weiner
- dodgers: “we need a gold shohei bobblehead” bobblehead manufacturer: “best i can do is gold Bill Clinton”Gold Shohei and Decoy bobbleheads? Be ready for 8/28. 👀 🎟️: Dodgers.com/promotions
- the whole stadium singing along 😭 chills
