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Sean O’Connor
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Sean O’Connor
@seanoconnz
Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES, NORM MACDONALD LIVE, and a ton of other shows.
- I would kill myself in the bathroom.How much would you tip?
- My son’s school taught him to say, “Bon Appetit you now may eat,” before every meal and I’m going to really miss that when he’s 14 and tells me to go fuck myself.
- It took until season 20, but they finally found the WORST cook in America.
- Listen, maybe this is a normie opinion, but this guy is legit the biggest piece of shit in the world and should be nowhere near power, and if he loses in November, we should send him to the moon with a bag of water to never return.Unearthed video: JD Vance says he wants Americans to pay more for groceries, clothes, and other basic necessities in order to combat “woke”: “We're gonna have to get a little uncomfortable. We’re maybe gonna have to be willing to pay a little bit more for certain consumer goods”
00:00 - Tom Cruise has one dream and it's to die in front of the world.Tom Cruise Performing Epic Stunt To Close Paris Olympics, Pass Flag To L.A. 2028 | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/arC2zQO
- I accidentally introduced the concept for “Opposite Day” to my four-year-old, and now I don’t want to kill myself.
- My mom only watches Fox News. So, it’s very funny to me that for the past two days, she has exclusively been watching Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion scissor each other.
- The third day I ever worked for Norm MacDonald, he asked me if I wanted to see a funny video, and then he played me this. It has never left my mind since that moment, I see it every time I close my eyes.Rep. Budd Dwyer shoots himself on live TV after corruption convictions (1987)
- If I wrote 8 books about wizards and somehow made a billion dollars, I would just take that money and shut the fuck up for the rest of my life.
- Daniel Kaluuya is the first cast member of SKINS to win an Academy Award.
- My mom text messaged me a month ago that one of my uncles died and failed to mention that he was MURDERED! Just a whopper of a detail to leave out.
- A 39-year-old Dennis Quaid sits outside a hospital’s nursery, he’s approached by a new father, “Which one is yours?” Dennis points at an adorable newborn, “In 26 years, that one.”Dennis Quaid, 65, confirms engagement to Laura Savoie, 26 trib.al/r4dqguP
