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Dumpster Jesus
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Dumpster Jesus
@DumpsterJesus
Parker. One of Mattathias’ buddies. Mortician and crematory operator. Bi. BLM. 🇵🇸 He/him
Kansas➡️Texas
Joined February 2012
- mom used to say ‘love you bunches’ ALL the time, it was her sign off. My fam and I think she made it up when she was young, I havent heard anyone else say it. Tomorrow is a year since she passed and I was looking for some wine cause I dont wanna be sober tomorrow and found this.
- Sometimes when I’m processing cremated remains I’ll find these and I say this to myself
- Get stamped idiotThis is Gyotaku, the traditional Japanese art of printing fish or other sea animals onto paper
00:00 - Replying to @DumpsterJesusAlmost started crying in that Whole Foods man
- And yet the horrors persist. I am irreparably damaged
Four bánh mì’s would fix me rn - Replying to @heyalexfriedmanSmall world. Thank your friend for me!
- Coworker got fired just now and the first thing i did when he left was go to the fridge and eat his Panda Express that he had just got 30 mins prior.
- My bosses don’t want the tiddies on my tattoo showing this place is a fucking prison
- They’re playing Magic in the middle of the the pit during Frozen Soul lmao
00:00 - Replying to @DumpsterJesusGuys I’m aware the phrase is used in the south lol. We grew up in Kansas and I had never heard anyone but her say it my whole life. She must’ve heard someone say it or made it up when she was young :)
