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Alex Friedman 🤠

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Alex Friedman 🤠

@heyalexfriedman

Writing things about stuff. former @techstars & exited founder. Humble, very stable genius

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Joined January 2019

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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Oct 28, 2025
How to get ChatGPT to stop agreeing with everything you say:
Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Oct 28, 2025
Replying to @JamesonCamp
Go to your settings and tell it “You are an expert who double checks things, you are skeptical and you do research. I am not always right. Neither are you, but we both strive for accuracy.” That’s the only way I’ve gotten it to tell me I’m wrong lol
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Jul 11, 2025
My ex’s family had this beach house I loved so much that when we broke up, I joked the thing I’d miss most was the house… Well… I just saw it’s being listed for sale… And I do fear this means I now have the opportunity to do the most unhinged thing I’ve ever done…….
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Jul 8, 2025
Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
May 24, 2024
People on social media have been dragging Chipotle so hard that allegedly a memo was sent out to Chipotle employees, instructing them to fill up the bowls as much as possible if someone has their phone out or is filming while ordering. That's the America I know and love.
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Oct 20, 2023
Recently found out that one of the big incely accounts on here that sells guides to American guys on how to be alphas is actually ran by 2 women in India and idk why that’s so damn funny
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Dec 30, 2022
One of my best friends has pancreatic cancer and we are spending what most likely is our last New Years together. Her only ask? Me to bake her all of her favorite things. So that’s what I’m doing today. Baking (and crying). Sometimes life happens slow, then really fast.
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Mar 3, 2023
A year ago today my best friend Erika sent me and our other best friend this text message. At the time we didn’t realize this moment would change our lives forever and 11 months later she would be gone. She was 31 years old and 34 weeks pregnant when diagnosed with stage 4
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Jan 13, 2023
I wish Zillow allowed comments on house listings. I just KNOW they would go so hard.
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Mar 8, 2024
Omg, this is the best marketing play I’ve seen in a long time. Molson, a beer company and partner for the PWHL, or the Professional Women’s Hockey League, decided to re-vamp the jerseys for the league to announce their partnership. They saw a problem: many of the women on the
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Oct 2, 2023
Most know Costco for the $1.50 hotdogs, but I don’t think people understand the level of operation and thought that goes into each Costco location: - They aim for a low ~17% margin on most of their products (for comparison — Walmart aims for ~45%, while Ulta / Sephora aim for
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Sep 24, 2023
The fact that Nintendo was founded the same year that Vincent Van Gogh painted Starry Night absolutely DESTROYS my perception of time
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Mar 28, 2024
LinkedIn makes me question my reality a little more each day
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Aug 1, 2023
Six months ago today, my best friend died.  On our last day together, we lay in bed listening to her favorite songs as I retold her stories we had laughed about 1000 times before. I was there by fate. While our other best friend was trapped in Austin because of an ice storm, I
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Alex Friedman 🤠
@heyalexfriedman
Aug 11, 2023
So my dad broke up with his girlfriend of 10 years a few weeks ago… my mom just called and told me she’s now breaking up with her boyfriend of 12 years… Should I parent trap my parents back together??!!??!
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