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Replying to @TomcoYT and @RoyalFamilyWhy did you think it would never happen- "This is one of the most prestigious appointments in the country..." "Yes, with a great commute! That's why I'm considering it."
- Almost in tears. This is the funniest tweet of all timeYou don't know what you're talking about. These people have spent the past DECADE proving that they are irredeemably UGLY inside, and they won't relent until they can make you feel some semblance of the pain and bitterness they feel every day towards God for making them fucked
- Replying to @penishortsIt's too good to be real but unfortunately it very much is lol. The guy is 35 and mostly just posts on gym and fitness meal subreddits
- POV you are a theater concessionist and a child has approached. He is filled with delusion and hubris that the five dollar bill his parents gave him will be enough to pay for a bag of skittles. You must cut him down in his arrogance.
- Replying to @milkteamooon and @lucyyonlineor he will hurt himself very very badly 👆
- Replying to @DumbLamiaThis is genuinely the most fun I've ever had reading replies/qrts ever lmao. PLEASE keep telling me how disgusting my bullying is & how we ALL had learning phases where we proudly posted online for internet points about how we just realized that movies begin with an opening scene
