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😶🌫️@penishortsSep 10, 2025Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s28028010K10K150K150K4M4M
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😶🌫️@penishortsFeb 28, 2025Someone saw an AI generated Green Willy Wonka and thought “this is perfect for my gender critical meme”J johnson@Jjohnson1032461Feb 27, 2025Replying to @jk_rowling1841843.2K3.2K95K95K1.4M1.4M
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