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I ate egusi tonight, cos my mum just revealed to her that a plate of fine egusi soup was the key to my heart and when it kissed my taste buds, I transcend into several levels of ecstasy…
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Irieguna Jerry
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Irieguna Jerry
@DrScopes
Hi, I'm Jerry, Living life for the very first time... So please reduce your expectations, don't put me on a pedestal & have a great time while you're here. 🥂
Jos, Nigeria
Born January 6
Joined April 2012
- Do you know how crazy it is to have clean water as a selling point for an apartment? 😭😭😭Now this apartment is actually worth 70 million 🤟
00:00 - Replying to @Double_Oh_Panda @raejordanimages and @CartuneNetwerkIf you choose to say fuck your kids and their opinions, you really do not deserve to be a parent.
- Cos Microsoft Teams chose to update 5 minutes to the interview 😭😭😭😭🤲🏼How do you manage to be late to a virtual interview? SMH
- So yesterday, the rent conversation led people to admitting their employers pay their rent... Suddenly, everyone wanted to work for companies that pay rent for their staff. I just smiled cos it was proof that these companies simply hired good HR guys. How? 🧵
- This thread and it's responses had me thinking... How do we in HR, get to localise global standards to fit our Nigerian realities without compromising quality? Cos if we can respect people and their gender identities at work, why can't we do same for their religious identity?Candidate missed their interview today. Called to give them a nudge and she talk say she dey Shiloh. Spectacular stuff.
- Replying to @EnohFelix and @beulahonohLol. She'd wake up one day and not talk to Jesus cos He Loved John more... Then proceed to tell her friends Jesus is partial.
- Dramatic or not, No sane parent exposes their children to bullying. Your child's wellbeing should be of utmost priority, so if you choose an outfit over the mental wellbeing of your child, maybe you shouldn't have a child afterall...
- Replying to @anaikgold and @_pkhumbleAnd that's exactly how they're going to find you.
- Replying to @Uwayaisi and @a__vanitaThis comment is even funnier when you remember that this gum is used for plastic pipes😭😭😭😭
- Today I learnt that Lukas Graham is a band and not a person... Wtf?!
- Replying to @Deshysmalls and @PickupYaHeartI could be wrong, but other than revenue generation, I'd like to think it prevents people from using your identity when you've passed. If I look like you and I found your ID, after impersonating you for a while and it expires, I can't continue cos I can't renew.
- One of the reasons why you should never drop the ball as a man. Be her biggest cheerleader. Help her grow, support her the best way you can, but NEVER forget to keep developing yourself while you're at it... Cos when the chips are down, you risk being kicked to the side.
- We were discussing kayanmata with my madam at the time and casually told her I don't care if it works or not, I just know it can't catch me... Next thing I hard was "wetin you get wey pesin wan waste their money dey do kayanmata ontop your head? "What was your biggest “I need to make money” moment ?
