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Michael
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Michael
@DickCheneyAlt
27 ts% on tweets, head of Michael FC
New York, NY
Joined July 2025
- Replying to @OnyxHoops and @hoodg3niusYou think she ever moans Charlie’s name on accident and JDs like don’t worry baby I understand them keeps clapping?
- Replying to @jordanzakarinInterested in the 4 republicans who said to themselves “I want to live in bushwick”
- Replying to @TRASHKlTTYGet yourself familiar with a wank and walk. A spank and step. A jerk and jog. A flick and frolic. You get the idea
- Replying to @NotJosephGarciaWould you let a talking dog flirt with your beautiful wife? Idk man I think Brian was over the line there. See my profile for Obama jokes
- Replying to @GimmickSlopThis is not slop it’s kinda endearing honestly, feels like something my mom would say to try and relate to me. I love my mom
- Replying to @chowdergirl2 and @jordanzakarinNo I thought the gays built the houses as they moved there
- Move the emojis please
- No I have a girlfriend
