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@NotJosephGarcia
I'm the only person alive with no name. DM me if you don’t want to.
Los Angeles, CA
Born June 24
Joined August 2017
- Hi, the engineer who invented/built this here. This is doing exactly what it’s supposed to be doing.
- [exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?
- My exterminator just fell in love with the very bug I hired him to kill 🙄
- Yep! This is starting on Tuesday actually
- Corn in a perfect spotCorn in a perfect spot [📹 KCKCOQ]
- (making small talk with a couple) so have you guys ever cheated on each other?
- [making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?
- [making small talk with a new parent] so are you planning on raising them good or bad?
- [complementing my buddy] you’re walking unusually strong today dudeSEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH
- this shit is from like a thousand years ago you fucking idiot
- They should install this kind of bridge in front of every mcdonalds
