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U$OPP Rocky
@DemonKingEddy
Astrophysics🔭Roofer🔨
Certified goon👹
Future water wars veteran 🔫
Homes for All organizer 🏠
He/him
Vicinity of Obscenity
Joined January 2019
- In 1986 the American Physical Society booked 4000 hotel rooms in the MGM Grand Hotel and cost the casinos so much money that the APS was asked to never come back by the entire city of Las Vegas. The physicists didn't discover some genius gambling strategy, they just didn't play.
- Replying to @dieworkwear and @jacksonhinkleDoing a phone interview with a tailor just to prove your op's suit isn't technically bespoke is next level hating.
- Replying to @DemonKingEddyThe hotel rooms, buffets, and alcohol were sold at a loss to get people to gamble more, but the physicists simply didn't gamble.
- I speak for all college bros when I say this. If a nice lady brought us chili, not only would we demolish the whole pot, but she would never have to mow her lawn or clean her gutters again.
- I didn't get a perfect score on a physics test in high school, because I wrote on my test that neutrinos have mass, but the textbook from the nineteen fucking eighties said otherwise. She said she'd have to take points from everyone else to give me points for my answer 😒
- Replying to @crocodilethumbsShe replied 3 hours later with a shopping list. I don't even know where to find grueyer cheese.
- Replying to @shaun_jenHey ladies, why would you date that tall, handsome misogynist, when you can date a misogynist that plays Warhammer 40k and breathes heavily while staring at you without saying a word?
- Replying to @TheyThemItalianBensanity is all hype. No way he has the juice to sustain.
- That or the grad students were just broke
- You just announced to the whole world that you've never fucked in your life.
