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free Palestine and free the people who think that statement is antithetical to their own freedom and not crucial to it
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- every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed
- damn a coffin costs $4000??? y'all can bury me loose
- dude wrote squid game in 2008 and got rejected for 10 years and people will try to tell you that's a lesson in perseverance. nah stupid it means figure out how to make your own shit cause this industry will string you along til everybody thinks you stole hunger games
- bro if we have another lockdown I'm developing a new accent who tf is gonna know
- I'm so fucking embarrassed man, a lady on the train asked me what grade I'm in and I said "oh I'm a grown man"
- "the book was better than the movie" no you just have a beautiful and limitless imagination, fucking idiot
- willem dafoe is such a good villain his name is literally french for willem da enemy
- I tweeted this last June and now I have a callback for Blue's Clues at the end of the month. RT this til Chrissy Teigen says something about itThey said if I get enough retweets they will bring back Blue's Clues and I can be Steve
- villains really be like seize him and a bunch of dudes just seize him like wtf
- They said if I get enough retweets they will bring back Blue's Clues and I can be Steve
- nintendo nintendas nintenda nintendamos nintendan
- white folks spent 4 years talking about how awkward thanksgiving is now and the one year you have an excuse you can't stay away lmao
- dababy in his terrible twos rn