Replying to @ian_joo_korea and @Rainmaker1973
Him too: And it hurt like hell, tbh.
Call me Dave
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Call me Dave
@DaveHittite
Now I am become Dave, the reclaimer of words - Robert Oppenheimer (or so I was told)
My pronouns are ๐๐ and ๐๐, but don't use them; they are very rude.
Pergamonmuseum & SR1
Joined November 2022
- Replying to @CBHeresyFunny, when we grew up, we had strictly no idea of our teachers' marital status and even less so of their sexual orientation, nor of any of their personal activities or proclivities. They were just Ms Davis or Mr Jones, and this morning, we are going to practice long divisions.
- Replying to @sciencegirlIt would be nice but it doesn't work. Earth orbital period is still 365.25636 days, no matter how you slice the calendar. You still need to account for that pesky 1.25636 day left over by a 13x28 = 52x7 = 364 days-long calendar.
- Replying to @OliLondonTVDylan Mulvaney is an actor performing what amounts to womanface in a minstrel show.
- Replying to @F_DesoucheAh, tiens, lร , pas de remise en libertรฉ, pour le coup. Cโest marrant, รงa. Quand cโest pour des collรจgues, tout dโun coup, les juges se souviennent que les lois existent et pas seulement pour cajoler les criminels.
- Replying to @MrJamesMay and @NoContextBritsThe newer ones? Just as awful as the old ones, completely exposed to wind and rain, zero privacy, smelled of pee, but 100% devoid of any charm as a bonus point. Wasn't this grand?
- Replying to @Rainmaker1973Conclusion: Don't wear wigs. Afros are cool. Long. Short Cropped. Any way you want. But don't wear wigs.
- Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilvAs emergency landings go, that was close to perfection.
- So, @TheBabylonBee, @SethDillon, what are you going to do to make this look even more ridiculous than it already is? Ah gotcha checkmate! You can't ! It's impossible! They've out-cringed you so hard you can't outdo them anymore! You've been bested !!!
- Replying to @soyciologistEarlier this year ... cnbc.com/2023/04/18/gerโฆ
- Replying to @the_codedog and @witchernetflixNo, but it will be if you don't watch this season. So, please, don't watch this season.
- Replying to @DelusionPosting and @Stone_tossersWell ... attempted murder, really. But, you know, this is the Internet, so, yeah.
- Replying to @JustStop_Oil and @George_OsborneCongratulation, @JustStop_Oil. It takes a truly peculiar talent to manage to turn George Osborne into a sympathetic figure. Congratulation, really.
GIF - Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilvThat kind of stuff can only work in civilized countries. You know, Singapore, Japan, Iceland, and Japan, and Iceland, and, yeah, Singapore. And ... well, that's it. Any other civilized country you can think of?
