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Dan Brooks
@DangerBrooks
"I said that living with her was like living with one piranha fish. She said dealings with women aged people."
- You can say whatever if you put that siren in front of it🚨BREAKING: Liberals are now reporting that companies are HIRING people for celebrating Charlie Kirk's death. We need to expose these companies.
- My wife's coworker used a phrase no one understood and then insisted it was a common expression. The expression was "it's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine."
- I feel like a dangerously large portion of the world economy is based on jacking off.More bizarre TikTok Lives are surfacing
- The phone-speaker-in-public/quiet-is-bourgeois discourse totally skipped over the part where I'm not asking you to be quiet. I'm asking you to not play sound from the speaker on your phone.
- Probably my most unpopular opinion is that it should be much, much easier to lose your driving privileges.BTW, someone looked this up & this vehicle has 46 violations in 2025, including 28 school zone speed violations. howsmydrivingny.nyc/dm8jh3lp In NYC, the driver is allowed to keep their license & car. The most common type of crimes in NYC involve cars. Lawlessness on every block.
- I think that between what Spotify has done to music as a full-time job, what streamers did to Hollywood, and what smartphones in general have done to reading, you can argue that the tech economy is basically destructive to American culture.
- My wife was watching the city council meeting on whether to fine homeless people for sleeping in parks and a lady said, "We've gotten so caught up in helping the less fortunate that we've forgotten to help the people who _are_ fortunate," and I can't stop thinking about it.
- Replying to @elaadeliahu"The hysterical wife of the detained alien" is not something I would feel good writing.
- In the audio of this video of a woman shooting a black man, you can hear him confronting her for trying to sell weed to his kid. Plenty of people in the replies point that out, but first you have to scroll past a dozen blue checks cheering for race war. This is policy now.
- Old Dirty Bastard: Come through with the kung fu! At a theater near you!Ghostface Killah, do the do! Ghostface: Metallurgic alloy make your boy imperceptible,
- When my son was 11 his school gave every kid a Chromebook that blocked Wikipedia but not Pornhub.This just in: Microsoft announces $4 billion for A.I. education, as tech giants race to embed their chatbots into teaching and learning. nytimes.com/2025/07/09/bus…
- I would be more sympathetic to Twitter’s ADHD community if they were not constantly talking about how others do not experience consciousness.
