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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza

@DaneBaptweets

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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Mar 1, 2024
Democracy? BUT 👏🏾we 👏🏾did👏🏾 not 👏🏾elect 👏🏾you.
Rishi Sunak
@RishiSunak
Mar 1, 2024
WATCH: Protecting our democracy.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jul 13, 2020
This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jun 20, 2020
Hahahaha #BritishLivesMatter is trending. It’s funny none of you felt this way when: 1. Marcus rashford fed your children 2. Your government didn’t provide your British daughters with sanitary products at school When do British lives matter to you? Let me know?😄😄🤔🇬🇧
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Aug 5, 2024
Sounds like somebody’s family members made a call b/c they realised racists don’t distinguish between Pakistanis and Indians 😄😄
Priti Patel MP
@pritipatel
Aug 5, 2024
The violent disorder we are witnessing on our streets is unacceptable. As Home Secretary I brought forward much stronger protections against disproportionate protest and disorder. The Government must act again and now. Parliament and the public need reassurances that the
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Sep 17, 2023
It’s seems some of you are going for the “why DiDn’T sHE SAy soMEthInG” to Katherine. And it’s mad; because some of you are saying that from behind burner accounts, and using pseudonyms and aliases and can’t see the hypocrisy or irony in that. That’s why you’re an idiot.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Sep 26, 2021
#BrexitFuelShortages
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Nov 28, 2022
Don’t leave out the fact he’s a father and didn’t mention his children once and read a love letter from his mistress on television. This is while voting against school meals for children in the summer. But I guess he did get 11 plastic stars so it’s all good 😄😄
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
Nov 26, 2022
Voting to keep Hancock in until the #ImACelebrity final is like congratulating someone for murdering your nan. He’s calm during trials because he’s a sociopath with the blood of thousands on his hands yet still did this for PR. Stop letting yourself get duped by fucking conmen.
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jun 4, 2023
As stupid as you claim Him to be; as much as you use #mizzy to reinforce your racist beliefs, he understands how social media and attention as a social currency works, and has pranked you all. Your PM his hiding his WhatsApp messages from the police.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Oct 19, 2019
If Meghan was a white woman, the tears from her stress, and the resulting tears from white women giving her sympathy in the form of tears nationally would flood the entire country.
ITV News
@itvnews
Oct 18, 2019
"Not many people have asked if I’m ok ... it’s a very real thing to be going through behind the scenes." Meghan reveals to ITV's @tombradby the intense media spotlight has left her struggling to cope while becoming a mum #HarryAndMeghan itv.com/news/2019-10-1…
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Aug 20, 2019
Tony Stark didn’t die for this. It seems the wrong billionaire left our universe.
IGN
@IGN
Aug 20, 2019
BREAKING: Spider-Man is reportedly out of the MCU as Sony and Disney fail to reach new terms to co-produce the franchise. bit.ly/31TFTHY
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jul 25, 2020
I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it. @WileyCEO you can’t be serious. I really gave that benefit of the doubt; I thought they were exaggerating. Holocaust denial? Come on, DENIAL?!? 🤦🏾‍♂️ That’s fxcking foul
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Nov 28, 2023
British people: “whEN THe MUSliMs COmE hERe, WhY DoN’t THeY wANNa INtEgRATe?!?” Also British people in Islamic countries:
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jul 23, 2023
You’ll notice that they said “she was de-arrested”. Instead of “she was completely innocent”. And that’s the police for you.
Metropolitan Police
@metpoliceuk
Jul 23, 2023
Replying to @Saskia_Cole
Pls see the following statement outlining the full circs of the incident. Agree the video does look concerning but it is only a snapshot of the wider incident.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza
@DaneBaptweets
Jun 20, 2020
Why didn’t #BritishLivesMatter when disability benefit was cut? 1. So British servicemen returning from protecting Britain get an inferior service 2. The elderly that fought for this country are also deprived. 3. British children with disabilities suffer